Weird things you do

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Is that even possible? I don't believe this. I think she's bullshi**ing.

Yeah, 2 weeks sounds pretty long to hold it in. Unless she also went bulemic during the trip, too.

The most I have gone is a few days while camping. I despise outhouses. Also took a few days before I felt comfortable enough to go in China. Squat toilets are a paradigm shift that takes getting used to.

[Machiavelli]

The colon can distend quite a bit. If someone is chronically constipated (especially severely) it's possible that they can go a long duration without passing a bowel movement, because the colon just accommodates the feces.

[Street Pharmacist]

Originally Posted by Puxlut

This isn't me, it's someone I know.

She will only poop in her own toilet at home.

She went to Europe for 2 weeks... didn't poop. She stays over at her boyfriends...doesn't poop. I find it fascinating how she can hold it. When asked why, she says she doesn't know why.

Weird.

I didn't poop for the first 6 days I was in Holland. Happens anytime I travel

[Sopure]

I have a weird habit where if I get drunk, I usually come home and pay my bills. I have absolutely no idea why I do that.

When I was in University, it always happened. Sometimes I wake up and have no recollection of doing it, and then a few days later I'll double pay. Now that I'm a bit older, I don't drink as much but I still occasionally do it.

[OffsideSpecialist]

Yeah, I'm in university and do the same thing oddly enough. I also like to clean when I come home drunk.

I also stack all the things I need for my typical day in a pile at night so that they are all in the same spot (wallet, keys, buss pass, phone and work badge). I have to make sure they are perfectly stacked lest I forget something that is sitting beside the pile. And my George Costanza wallet must always be on the bottom of the pile.

[octothorp]

You know how some website captchas have two words, one of which is wavy, the other of which is pretty legible? The legible one is part of the google books digitization project. I always type in 'boobs' instead of the word, in the hope that it will result in the word 'boobs' appearing in some obscure digitized manuscript.

[Nufy]

I live on a main approach to the airport in Deer Ridge...Very close to Yellowslide Park...

Most time when I see a plane on approach I envision it flipping and crashing into the park...

The lower the approach the more I worry...

I always wonder how far away I need to be to survive the impact...

[Pierre "Monster" McGuire]

Don't be ridiculous. Girls don't poop.

Anytime music is playing I clench certain muscles on my body to the beat. Sometimes my thigh muscles, sometimes my jaw muscles, sometimes my butt muscles. But anytime I hear a beat, I have to clench my muscles to it.

I listen to talk radio exceedingly loud.

I always look at my boogers after I blow my nose.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by fotze

So I guess no anal for the boyfriend.

Yeah, 2 week old poop is certainly a turn-off in my books.

[saskflames69]

When walking on the sidewalk, I must only take two steps per square.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Pierre "Monster" McGuire

Don't be ridiculous. Girls don't poop.

Anytime music is playing I clench certain muscles on my body to the beat. Sometimes my thigh muscles, sometimes my jaw muscles, sometimes my butt muscles. But anytime I hear a beat, I have to clench my muscles to it.

I listen to talk radio exceedingly loud.

I always look at my boogers after I blow my nose.

I think checking after you blow / pick your nose is sensible. People may think that it's strange, but what's really strange is walking around with a piece of snot hanging out your nostril like a Shanghai noodle because you didn't bother to check that you got out what you were expecting to get out.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I think checking after you blow / pick your nose is sensible. People may think that it's strange, but what's really strange is walking around with a piece of snot hanging out your nostril like a Shanghai noodle because you didn't bother to check that you got out what you were expecting to get out.

It reminds me of that saying that used to go around elementary school from time to time...

"Do you look at your toilet paper after you wipe your ass?"

"Nooo!!!! That's disgusting?"

"Then how do you know you're done?"

"ummm"

[Dion]

I like to sing when i'm in the shower. The shower head works as my microphone when i'm hosing all the soap off.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by flameswin

It reminds me of that saying that used to go around elementary school from time to time...

"Do you look at your toilet paper after you wipe your ass?"

"Nooo!!!! That's disgusting?"

"Then how do you know you're done?"

"ummm"

When someone says to me: You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink" My response is give him lots of salt

[Pierre "Monster" McGuire]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I think checking after you blow / pick your nose is sensible. People may think that it's strange, but what's really strange is walking around with a piece of snot hanging out your nostril like a Shanghai noodle because you didn't bother to check that you got out what you were expecting to get out.

No, no. I look at the boogers in the Kleenex.

[calf]

Whenever someone says "there is no "i" in team", I say "but there is a "u" in ugly".

[Yasa]

If I'm in a crowd looking for somebody, I pretend to scan people like I'm the Terminator.

I always look for the nearest exit when I'm in a room, and my route in case of emergency.

I go over a routine of what I'd do if there was a medical emergency in my immediate area.

Lots of imaginary fights with random people as I walk by them.

Lately I've had a habit of making of backstories for strangers that I see when I'm downtown. They can be elaborate or as short as what they're doing that day.

God damn, I get weirder every day.

[Hi-Psi]

I always look into the toilet after taking a dump...

[driveway]

I stack my pocket change. Whatever change I have in my pocket I'll pull out, organize according to size, and then drop back into my pocket.

Fifteen minutes later I do it again. It's not like I expect it to stay organized in my pocket or anything, I just ... stack it.

[pylon]

Originally Posted by Hi-Psi

I always look into the toilet after taking a dump...

This isn't the "Things everyone does but won't openly admit." thread.