Good luck making a guy sit down to pee, there is no way to enforce it. You can get rid of urinals but all that is going to do is make the guy pee all over the seat.
I can tell you're not married. After a while you get tired of the little lady harping about how you left the toilet seat up and also complaining about how bad your aim is...
That you just give up and start sitting down to pee.
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I can tell you're not married. After a while you get tired of the little lady harping about how you left the toilet seat up and also complaining about how bad your aim is...
That you just give up and start sitting down to pee.
I would think it's easier to remember to put the seat down than it is to remember to sit down to pee.
That, and you are doing the "putting the seat down" thing wrong. When you put the seat back down, put both parts down. (The seat as well as the lid.) Then she gets used to checking, and cannot give you grief for putting the seat down too much. The one time you forget she is so used to having to lift the lid anyway that she doesn't even notice.
I love sitting to pee and i find the only con being it takes a little longer, but that makes sense now as i am getting it all out. Pro is i wont pee get the dribbles in my pants. I wont sit and pee and places like sporting events, work or out and about.
I can tell you're not married. After a while you get tired of the little lady harping about how you left the toilet seat up and also complaining about how bad your aim is...
That you just give up and start sitting down to pee.
Great idea. And if you lose your keys too often, you can just start carrying a purse.
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I love sitting to pee and i find the only con being it takes a little longer, but that makes sense now as i am getting it all out. Pro is i wont pee get the dribbles in my pants. I wont sit and pee and places like sporting events, work or out and about.
Here here. I usually sit when I go for wake-up/morning pee
Smart toilets...make it happen smart people. Ship me the 10% idea fee.
You walk up to a toilet, your smart phone informs the smart toilet your preferred seat position (default = seat up obviously). Problem solved, I'm rich.
Here here. I usually sit when I go for wake-up/morning pee
What happens when you have the morning wood? Sitting down isn't practical in that situation. Of course, standing up doesn't help much either, but at least you have options besides contorting your body so that you can pee down into the toilet.
I can tell you're not married. After a while you get tired of the little lady harping about how you left the toilet seat up and also complaining about how bad your aim is...
That you just give up and start sitting down to pee.
I really hope you are joking. If you really sit down because the 'little lady' is harping I feel sorry for you.
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