If you guys ever get women figured out, let the rest of us know.
Son, a woman is a lot like a . . . a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and . . . um . . . Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
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Son, a woman is a lot like a . . . a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and . . . um . . . Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Women, it's all about how you handle them. I prefer to handle them like a 6 pack. Finger in one hole and thumb in the other.
Hey OP, any updates about the third date? We need the deets, including (but not limited to) which aphrodisiacs you both consumed and how long she was waddling around afterwards for. Spare no details - half of us are living vicariously through you!
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Hey OP, any updates about the third date? We need the deets, including (but not limited to) which aphrodisiacs you both consumed and how long she was waddling around afterwards for. Spare no details - half of us are living vicariously through you!
Who needs a third date? Mission accomplished, move on to another first date.
Well, to be the bearer of bad news, she stayed over last night and I got a text in the morning after she went to work with the "it's not you, it's me". Which sucked.
Well, to be the bearer of bad news, she stayed over last night and I got a text in the morning after she went to work with the "it's not you, it's me". Which sucked.
Well, back to square one.
She's the greatest woman ever.
Just think Cole, you got totally used and discarded, you should be giving yourself a high 5 right now.
Now go gets yourself tested and get back on that horse.
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Well, to be the bearer of bad news, she stayed over last night and I got a text in the morning after she went to work with the "it's not you, it's me". Which sucked.
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Well, to be the bearer of bad news, she stayed over last night and I got a text in the morning after she went to work with the "it's not you, it's me". Which sucked.
Well, back to square one.
I wish I was you, man. When they stay is when the problems start.
Women are like going to a waterpark: at first, you want to ride all the crazy, fast, exciting ones; but after getting tired of being tossed around and standing in line with d-bags, you end up with the fatties on the lazy river.
1. I no longer find you attractive, but I can't say that because then I'll feel guilty. Oh, by the way, good riddance.
2. A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings. Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.
3. female slang for: It is you.
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I feel for the OP. I've been there, I've used women but when the first one decided to use me, I was like WTF, this isn't how it works. It made me feel kind of all crappy inside. That feeling goes away fairly quick though. Just saddle up and move on. The right one will come one day.
1) If she took off the question is no longer the whole "Was I any good" no no now its a "Good enough for me"
2) You don't need to really mentally debate the "Its not you, its me", its clearly her.
3) You don't have to change your man cave, go through the whole awkward shopping antiquing thing.
4) You don't have to pass mustard with her friends, that alone makes it awesome
5) You don't have to meet her parents.
6) You don't have to actually work on keeping the conversation fresh after three dates thing.
You win.
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