05-28-2012, 08:55 AM
|
#21
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Getting my Shotgyn.
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 09:02 AM
|
#22
|
|
First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary
|
Zomby zombyy zoooombyy zommbyy yyy yyy yyy
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
The Following User Says Thank You to YYC in LAX For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 09:06 AM
|
#23
|
|
#1 Goaltender
|
So a dude eats a guys face, and everyone is upset at the spelling.
|
|
|
|
|
The Following User Says Thank You to Ryan Coke For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 09:30 AM
|
#24
|
|
Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Nice try, NSA
|
Zomby!
A Storie by Crazy Bacon Legs
"Dy, fynd!" I shryked as I pulled the trigger again. "Why won't you dy?!"
The creature staggered toward me, a ragged hole visible in its chest where I had hit it three times alreadie. That it was moving was beyond belyf. I had expected the py shop to be emptie. I knew I would dy without food, and the pickings were scarce. My inner voice nagged me about being a thyf, but I had to ignore it under the circumstances.
I had pulled the hinges off the door with my trust pair of plyrs, crept through the back of the shop, and made my way to the py display case. I was so engrossed with the selection of pys that I almost didn't hear the zomby creep up behind me.
Its fyrce, stinking hands reached for me and I felt its presence just in time to spin, throwing a clumsie punch at its chest. It staggered backwards; just enough time for me to draw my handgun and aim at its chest. I pulled the trigger, sending it off balance again. It tryd to come forward, and I pulled the trigger twice more. "Dy!" I cryd, losing myself in the moment. The shots to the chest achyved nothing, a fact scynce could not explain.
Training can be hard to overcome, and only then did I remember I had to shoot for the head. I steadyd my pyce and breathed deeplie. One more bullet was sufficynt as the creature fell back, brains freshlie painted on the wall behind it as it lay still. Relyf flooded through me.
I was no longer in the mood for py, but I ate anieways. I had achyved at least one more day of life in this crazie zomby world.
__________________
@crazybaconlegs ***Mod edit: You are not now, nor have you ever been, a hamster. Please stop claiming this.***
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 41 Users Say Thank You to Crazy Bacon Legs For This Useful Post:
|
atb,
Berger_4_,
Bobblehead,
bossy22,
Burninator,
Caged Great,
calgarybornnraised,
CaramonLS,
chalms04,
Coach,
CofR,
Daradon,
edmontonice,
enthused,
Fire,
firebug,
Flamesoholic,
Flames_Gimp,
Francis's Hairpiece,
freedogger,
Gozer,
Hockeyguy15,
jammies,
jayswin,
LGA,
metallicat,
Mustache,
OffsideSpecialist,
PowerPlayoffs06,
redflamesfan08,
Resolute 14,
Robotic,
saskflames69,
Titan,
TopChed,
TurnedTheCorner,
underGRADFlame,
worth,
zarrell,
Zevo,
zuluking
|
|
05-28-2012, 09:36 AM
|
#25
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Dec 2011
Exp: 
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan Coke
So a dude eats a guys face, and everyone is upset at the spelling.
|
I'm clearly offended
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 09:47 AM
|
#26
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Ya, people are real upset about that spelling.
|
Zomby is the just the american way of spelling zombie. Those crazy americans!
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 09:56 AM
|
#27
|
|
First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by ryan coke
so a dude eats a guys face, and everyone ys upset at the spelling.
|
fyp
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 09:59 AM
|
#28
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by YYC in LAX
fiep
|
fyp
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to topfiverecords For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 10:09 AM
|
#29
|
|
Franchise Player
|
Who else thought a guy with the last name "Zomby" was killed and that was the reason they wrote the story?
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to trackercowe For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 10:32 AM
|
#30
|
|
Guest
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by trackercowe
Who else thought a guy with the last name "Zomby" was killed and that was the reason they wrote the story?
|
Just you.
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 10:42 AM
|
#31
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by trackercowe
Who else thought a guy with the last name "Zomby" was killed and that was the reason they wrote the story?
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Puxlut
Just you.
|
That's what I thought as well.
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 11:06 AM
|
#33
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
|
Why is it always Florida, uh, Floryda?
Last edited by missdpuck; 05-28-2012 at 12:47 PM.
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 11:17 AM
|
#34
|
|
Guest
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by trackercowe
|
Wrong state.
But nice find!
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 11:38 AM
|
#35
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I wonder what type of drugs they'll find in this guy's system.
|
V... Valkyr.
__________________
-James
GO FLAMES GO.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Following User Says Thank You to TorqueDog For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 11:58 AM
|
#36
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
|
I'll be more concerned when someone kills a Zombee
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 12:17 PM
|
#37
|
|
Scoring Winger
|
In hindsight, I am kind of glad I couldn't figure out how to correct the title last night. These two pages of posts have been pretty funee.
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 12:17 PM
|
#38
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Salmon with Arms
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
He got shot and didn't even seem to feel it. There are some weird ass drugs out there that can deaden sensations.
|
As a pharmacist, I can assure you that ass drugs do not deaden sensations
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Street Pharmacist For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 12:25 PM
|
#39
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Salmon with Arms
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
He should get fired for going to the media and knowlingly trying to harm the business. Thats worse than having a certain colour of hair.
|
Hmmm....I don't think the mentioned his hair colour. In fact, the zombie didn't go to the media either...
|
|
|
|
|
05-28-2012, 12:44 PM
|
#40
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
My money is on PCP.
|
Mine would have been too. We had a guy at the bar I work at flip out on that stuff and he would not stop trying to attack us. He ended up with a fractured skull, a broken jaw, a broken arm, a broken nose, and when the cops showed up he fought with them too, they had to chain his legs and arms behind his back. There were 4 of us on him trying to restrain him and he was crazy hard to try and restrain.
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:32 PM.
|
|
