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Old 05-26-2012, 05:08 PM   #221
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I wonder how many people in this thread that are giving advice about women are just as clueless as the OP...
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Alright playa; lay down your knowledge.
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Old 05-26-2012, 09:37 PM   #223
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Good advice. But I wonder how often it happened to come up in conversations that you were in law school/were a lawyer. Not to be crude but that can't have hurt?
I never got the benefit of playing that card, subtly of course.
I can't speak for Vlad, but I've never really found my status as 'law student' to have much pull with girls. I don't intentionally use it as a "card", but it comes up pretty quick when I've met girls, or gone out with them, or whatever ('so what do you do? blah blah blah'). Really it depends on the girl, and her level of education. It hasn't been that impressive to most girls I've dated because most of them are educated themselves. Most of the girls I've dated have considered me a "smart guy" though, or so they've said.

I basically refuse to date girls who don't have at least one university degree, not out of snobbishness but because I've found I don't have many compatible interests with uneducated girls or college diploma-holders. My serious relationships have been with girls who had already completed one degree and were working on a second, so the novelty just wasn't there I guess.
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Old 05-27-2012, 09:48 AM   #224
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Second date tonight
It ended, very, very well.

She even out stayed her welcome, and I didn't even mind one little bit.
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Second date tonight
It ended, very, very well.

She even out stayed her welcome, and I didn't even mind one little bit.
I don't think it's called out-staying one's welcome if the other person doesn't mind.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:41 PM   #226
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That depends on what he means by overstaying her welcome.

But its good the second date went well, because the third date should involve bruised pelvises.
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I haven't read most of this thread (too long) but I do think it's cute
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Old 05-27-2012, 02:04 PM   #228
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I wonder how many people in this thread that are giving advice about women are just as clueless as the OP...
All of us, we're just better fakers.
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:41 AM   #229
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Guys!

Sex!

He had sex!

We did it!
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Sex!

He had sex!

We did it!
Our caterpillar is now a butterfly.
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Good advice. But I wonder how often it happened to come up in conversations that you were in law school/were a lawyer. Not to be crude but that can't have hurt?
I never got the benefit of playing that card, subtly of course.
Fair enough - it didn't hurt I'm sure. I give more credit to the dog I posed with for my online profile photo, however.
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I'm gonna assume the bald eagle soaring like a boss outside my window just now was Cole436.
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Good advice. But I wonder how often it happened to come up in conversations that you were in law school/were a lawyer. Not to be crude but that can't have hurt?
I never got the benefit of playing that card, subtly of course.
Wait... you're saying admitting you're a lawyer CAN'T have hurt?
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Old 05-28-2012, 03:27 PM   #235
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Haha, good for you OP.
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:29 PM   #236
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First we destroyed Democracy through our actions with Wannamaker, then we got a board member totally laid.

Is there anything that this board can't accomplish.

Wait, I want to rule this country as a benevolant dictator with an iron fist clad in velvet.

Or I want to win a grammy without any musical talent.

Make it happen CP.
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Or I want to win a grammy without any musical talent.
Join Young Money and make a crappy catchy songs. Worked for Lil Wayne
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First we destroyed Democracy through our actions with Wannamaker, then we got a board member totally laid.

Is there anything that this board can't accomplish.
can the board make me get up and dance? lol
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Sex!

He had sex!

We did it!

Yep, and she even overstayed here welcome, which he welcomed!
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Yep, and she even overstayed here welcome, which he welcomed!

That depends on the girl doesn't it?
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