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Old 05-25-2012, 02:48 PM   #21
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Yea, on second thought, it could have been more succinct, and could have put in a thought or two about the main topic instead....just wanted to elaborate on the Asian people comment...
Being a vegetarian with a cursory interest in Buddhism, I appreciated your comment and will look further into Tibetan culture.
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I think the best part is the "served with mushrooms" part.

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Old 05-25-2012, 04:45 PM   #24
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A sick fantasy thread started by misty? I thought it was going to be a phone sex request like ejaculating on a clown's face while wearing a tutu, or bumsex with a donkey with hemmorhoids or something.
God damn, what will the Japanese think of next?
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You couldn't pay me one billion dollars to eat somebody's cocknballs. Must be that radiation, slowly frying their minds (and johnsons)
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You couldn't pay me one billion dollars to eat somebody's cocknballs. Must be that radiation, slowly frying their minds (and johnsons)
Yeah right. I bet you'd take a bite for ten grand. You'd eat a whole nut for 20. 50 grand and you'd put that frank in a bun and eat it with ketchup.
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Yeah right. I bet you'd take a bite for ten grand. You'd eat a whole nut for 20. 50 grand and you'd put that frank in a bun and eat it with ketchup.
You're probably right. I'm pretty much broke.
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not sure if crossing the line or not, but i bet the portions were quite small. I mean...I think its fact, about size and all.... may be stereotype.

OH gawd....do not get curious about this. Google and Wikipedia are NOT your friends here.

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I wonder if the people that ate it believed in that whole eat testes, gain fertility thing? Seems you hear a lot of that stuff coming from Asia with animals.
I hope they weren't eating the testicals of an asexual man to acquire his libido.
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I am not shocked one bit.

People of Asian descent will pretty much eat anything. Just recently a Chinese national was caught in an airport in Malaysia or Thailand (can't remember which) with 3 smoked fetuses.
Because things like prairie oysters, bee vomit and bone marrow desserts are that much better

Not to mention all the lab invented McFood products we stuff down our gullet on a daily routine. I'm sure the asians must think highly of us

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I think anything in Asia can be an aphrodisiac if a fortune teller says so.
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Because things like prairie oysters, bee vomit and njbone marrow desserts are that much better

Not to mention all the lab invented McFood products we stuff down our gullet on a daily routine. I'm sure the asians must think highly of us

Some might say that the fact that it's eating human flesh does make a difference. Call me crazy, but I tend to agree. BTW, prairie oysters isn't much of much if you want to throw out a comparison with the various forms of animal genitalia that are consumed in parts of Asia. Moral relativism aside, there is a line between the things you mentioned and knowingly eating human genitalia or fetuses.
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Some might say that the fact that it's eating human flesh does make a difference. Call me crazy, but I tend to agree. BTW, prairie oysters isn't much of much if you want to throw out a comparison with the various forms of animal genitalia that are consumed in parts of Asia. Moral relativism aside, there is a line between the things you mentioned and knowingly eating human genitalia or fetuses.
Yah but the thing is normally Asians do NOT eat human flesh. This story is about a group of messed up Japanese. They way Pylon was going, it's like all us Asians are savage cannibals, which is simply not true. I just finished watching a documentary in Liberia where guys were talking about gutting a little kid, ripping out his spine, and eating his heart raw before going into battle. That means all Africans are savages right?

Do we eat a lot of different animals? Sure, but that's no different than eating any other animal. If one animal is ok (ie. cows), then all animals are fair game. It's hypocritical to argue otherwise. Just because you won't eat it does t make it wrong. Hell the first thing I would try if I ever go to Korea is going to be dog meat. I hear it's delicious. Oh but the morally superior westerners think it's bad, so I must be an immoral savage right?
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Well duh. Why would all the Asians eat human meat when there is so much delicious, delicious dolphin meat available?!
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Yah but the thing is normally Asians do NOT eat human flesh. This story is about a group of messed up Japanese. They way Pylon was going, it's like all us Asians are savage cannibals, which is simply not true. I just finished watching a documentary in Liberia where guys were talking about gutting a little kid, ripping out his spine, and eating his heart raw before going into battle. That means all Africans are savages right?

Do we eat a lot of different animals? Sure, but that's no different than eating any other animal. If one animal is ok (ie. cows), then all animals are fair game. It's hypocritical to argue otherwise. Just because you won't eat it does t make it wrong. Hell the first thing I would try if I ever go to Korea is going to be dog meat. I hear it's delicious. Oh but the morally superior westerners think it's bad, so I must be an immoral savage right?
Oh I wasn't even touching what pylon was getting into, although I guess he's the one who mentioned fetuses. I was only replying to Pizza's quote about prairie oysters and honey implying they are morally no different than human flesh. I agree that pylon's statement is ridiculous about it somehow being cultural. Just because Jeffrey Dahmer ate people and you could probably find a few underground clubs in the US that support vampirism, doesn't mean that western culture supports cannibalism any more than this indicates an Asian proclivity in that direction. That's why I said moral relativism aside. Although most people who use that term throw it around like it's a terrible thing that can be used to justify anything, it's really just a fact of life. Most Westerners find eating dog morally distasteful, many Eastern cultures don't think twice about it. That's moral relativism and it's hard to say who's right if we stand apart from our own biases.
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