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Old 05-18-2012, 02:01 AM   #41
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Does not compute. That's like having a Mustang GT in the garage so you can look at how shiny it is. Better off trading it in for a Mondeo you can take out for a spin 5-6 times a week.
A mustang without steering. Seriously, you get tired of stupid.

IMO I did trade up, but I traded up to a "Mercury Mistress" someone with ambition at a time I couldn't follow. *sad face*

If there's a problem yo I'll (have to) solve it... And she won't get it. It becomes a frustrating mess. However, there are those guys out there that can put up with stupid. I am certainly not one of them. Sex with stupid is for a weekend skiing.

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Old 05-18-2012, 08:27 AM   #42
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I have been married for 3 years, but together with my wife for 10 - no kids. I honestly would say that I am the limiting factor more than she is. She would put out every day if I wasn't so dog-tired after work.

One thing I will say that really can help spice up your sex life is find some kind of common fetish. We didn't do it much for a while, but then at the Green Day - American Idiot musical, we did it in the bathroom. Now doing it in public places is our thing. Any time we go somewhere, the goal is to try and find a place to do it.
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:30 AM   #43
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Does Hallway Sex count ???
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The ol' hand puts out 2-3 times per day. Toss in a bonus tug if the Flames win. Often times 5-6 on weekends.
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:50 AM   #45
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I honestly would say that I am the limiting factor more than she is. She would put out every day if I wasn't so dog-tired after work.
Same here. 6 years together.
"New sex" is a different beast all together.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:41 AM   #46
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One thing I will say that really can help spice up your sex life is find some kind of common fetish. We didn't do it much for a while, but then at the Green Day - American Idiot musical, we did it in the bathroom. Now doing it in public places is our thing. Any time we go somewhere, the goal is to try and find a place to do it.
I'm guessing that when you go to a Flames game there is one more score than gets registered in the game summary?!? Does it count as a boxscore?
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I have been married for 3 years, but together with my wife for 10 - no kids. I honestly would say that I am the limiting factor more than she is. She would put out every day if I wasn't so dog-tired after work.

One thing I will say that really can help spice up your sex life is find some kind of common fetish. We didn't do it much for a while, but then at the Green Day - American Idiot musical, we did it in the bathroom. Now doing it in public places is our thing. Any time we go somewhere, the goal is to try and find a place to do it.
Yeah, this girl is not going to be down for public sex, not happening.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:58 AM   #48
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Well to be fair most people are against crazy ideas until they actually experience them. I betcha if you can convince her to do it in public once that might open Pandora's Box.
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Old 05-18-2012, 10:30 AM   #49
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With my last gf it was every night before sleeping. It was obviously good at the start, but as time went on it felt more like work than fun. She demanded a perfect performance every time, and she would flip out if I was too tired, calling me selfish and claiming that I didn't love her. It's funny how I failed to see how crazy she was until after I finally left her.
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Old 05-18-2012, 10:55 AM   #50
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It is a simple formula.

How ever many times I want to have sex
in a given time frame.
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1000000000000000000000000000000000

Rounded down.
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:02 AM   #51
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Yeah, this girl is not going to be down for public sex, not happening.

You say that now, everyone says that. But a couple of stiff shots of Tequilla and the clothes are flying off in a alley way in downtown Manhatten.
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:34 AM   #52
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I don't really understand what your plan is? Is it show her this thread and say "See honey, other people are having sex more often."?

Best bet is to talk to her calmly about it. Make it more about her than the fact that you need to have sex more. It could be lots of things:
  • Low sex drive
  • Anti-depressants or some other libido reducing drugs
  • Frequent yeast infections
  • You're too big (pat yourself on the back)
  • She doesn't get aroused (by you)

At the end of the day, sexual compatibility is very important to a long term relationship. If you guys aren't sexually compatible then it's unlikely to work out long term anyway.
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I don't really understand what your plan is? Is it show her this thread and say "See honey, other people are having sex more often."?

Best bet is to talk to her calmly about it. Make it more about her than the fact that you need to have sex more. It could be lots of things:
  • Low sex drive
  • Anti-depressants or some other libido reducing drugs
  • Frequent yeast infections
  • You're too big (pat yourself on the back)
  • She doesn't get aroused (by you)

At the end of the day, sexual compatibility is very important to a long term relationship. If you guys aren't sexually compatible then it's unlikely to work out long term anyway.
Maybe his partner just isn't sure he's gay?
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:57 AM   #54
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Well to be fair most people are against crazy ideas until they actually experience them. I betcha if you can convince her to do it in public once that might open Pandora's Box.
How do you know her name is Pandora?
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It depends entirely on whether or not I've been introducing her as "my first wife."
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Old 05-18-2012, 12:40 PM   #56
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:19 PM   #57
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I don't have partner so i'm getting nothing
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I don't have partner so i'm getting nothing
Don't you have two dogs and maybe a jar of peanut butter.....
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Don't you have two dogs and maybe a jar of peanut butter.....
I find it odd you would mention such a thing. Are you an expect in these activities.
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I find it odd you would mention such a thing. Are you an expect in these activities.
no I am an expert......
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