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Old 05-04-2012, 01:53 PM   #1
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A 6-year-old boy has been suspended from his suburban Denver school for three days for sexual harassment after quoting a line from a song. School officials say the first-grader was sent home from Sable Elementary School after telling a girl "I'm sexy and I know it," a line from a popular song.
The Aurora school issued a statement saying it couldn't discuss the case, but referred to a school board policy that defines sexual harassment as any unwelcome sexual advance. There is no age limit.
KMGH-TV reports the boy is accused of disrupting other students. He was sent home Wednesday.
The boy's mother says it's the second time her son has gotten in trouble for quoting the song. She questions whether he knows anything about sexual harassment.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/04...y-and-know-it/
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:55 PM   #2
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Hahahaha. Funny, considering the other thread being discussed right now.

School suspensions should not really be discussed by the public at large, for it is usually quite trivial.
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:57 PM   #3
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I wonder if he also 'acted' out portions of the song too - that would absolutely be cause for the suspension. Watch the video if you aren't sure what it means.
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:02 PM   #4
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More school fun:

http://www.dumbassdaily.com/2012/05/...rgin-when.html

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According to the report, the victim was ashamed of his actions and had been a virgin. He stated, "It's bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson."
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:02 PM   #5
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Kid should get a medal for being brave enough to approach a girl and not run away screaming about cooties at the age of 6.

How is saying I'M sexy and I know it sexual harrasment at all?

Its not like he said You're sexy and I know it.

Or show me the boobies.

The fact that he doesn't know what he means procludes intent which is a big part of the definition of sexual harrasment.
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Stupid world is getting stupider.
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I'm thinking about Miss Wilson right now, how come none of my teachers were that hot growing up.

Most of them looked like bat faces stacked on top of over stuffed sausages encased in purple polyblend pant suits.

I've been robbed.
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I'm thinking about Miss Wilson right now, how come none of my teachers were that hot growing up.

Most of them looked like bat faces stacked on top of over stuffed sausages encased in purple polyblend pant suits.

I've been robbed.
Yeah I don't get why the kid is complaining, lucky SOB.
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I gotta agree with CaptainCrunch. Where were all these hot, slutty teachers forcing themselves on students when I went to school? Also, if he was so against her taking his virginity, wouldn't he have not been able to pop wood? Seems to me the boner tells the tale.
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I gotta agree with CaptainCrunch. Where were all these hot, slutty teachers forcing themselves on students when I went to school? Also, if he was so against her taking his virginity, wouldn't he have not been able to pop wood? Seems to me the boner tells the tale.
Well, to be fair, we can't help it until age 60. After that, we take pills.
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:13 PM   #11
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That's stupid. My son is 3 years old and always says that to other people too. He loves that song!
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No 6 year old is sexy. Lesson learned, no harm done, no big deal at the end of the day.
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I gotta agree with CaptainCrunch. Where were all these hot, slutty teachers forcing themselves on students when I went to school? Also, if he was so against her taking his virginity, wouldn't he have not been able to pop wood? Seems to me the boner tells the tale.

At 16 a breeze can make a guy get a boner, im sure a horny school teacher grinding his schlong got him going...
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:34 PM   #14
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I don't believe that child has a clue what the context of that line even means. Ridiculous. My son sings it all the time and says 'I'm sixty and I know it.' If I corrected him he'd look at me funny wondering what the word sexy means.
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My kid heard that song, I told him they were saying "I'm sixty and I know it", he runs around saying "I'm five and I know it"

and so I have avoided another difficult conversation with my son
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I'm thinking about Miss Wilson right now, how come none of my teachers were that hot growing up.

Most of them looked like bat faces stacked on top of over stuffed sausages encased in purple polyblend pant suits.

I've been robbed.
What I wouldn't have given up to smash one particular teacher I had back in grade 8. I was pretty much already having sex with her every night as it was, it just would have been nice if she would have joined in.
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LOL, my 5 yo daughter yelled that at some teenage boy from the car after school last week.
me: Do you know what sexy means?
her: No, what?
me: sexy means to feel beautiful or pretty
her: moment of silence.........what is it when you roll around with a boy naked in bed then?

Her mother has some explaining to do!
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In all honesty, I would love to plow the intern that hangs out in my Science class. But so does every other guy in my class. Oh well.
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In all honesty, I would love to plow the intern that hangs out in my Science class. But so does every other guy in my class. Oh well.

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My kid heard that song, I told him they were saying "I'm sixty and I know it", he runs around saying "I'm five and I know it"

and so I have avoided another difficult conversation with my son
When I was that age, I thought it was "Money for Nothing and Chips for Free". My dad did not correct me.
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