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Old 05-02-2012, 02:33 PM   #1
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A New Jersey mother has been charged with second-degree child endangerment after taking her five-year-old daughter to a tanning salon.
But Patricia Krentcil, 44, told the Today Show on NBC it's all a big misunderstanding — the girl's recent sunburn was from playing outside on a really sunny day.
The girl's father, Rich, said a teacher may have misunderstood the situation when their daughter told a classmate she "went tanning with mommy."
Krentcil said her daughter is in the room with her while she tans, but she isn't in the booth.
"I tan, she doesn't tan," Krentcil said.
It is illegal in New Jersey for children under the age of 14 to tan indoors.

This picture should be posted to the front door of every tanning salon in the world!
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:47 PM   #2
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She'd probably be a lot more attractive with some BBQ sauce.
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:55 PM   #4
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She'd probably be a lot more attractive with some BBQ sauce.

Is it me or does she look well done?

She also looks like she's 75.
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Old 05-02-2012, 03:09 PM   #5
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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20.../19706741.html
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Is it me or does she look well done?

She also looks like she's 75.
You don't get it.

THAT'S THE GIRL!!
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She'd probably be a lot more attractive with some BBQ sauce.

I like my steak Med-rare, this looks like well done to me.
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Old 05-02-2012, 03:26 PM   #8
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Gah, the video makes her look even more terrible:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...tanning-booth/
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^ Who knew a black woman could give birth to a white child.
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Old 05-02-2012, 03:33 PM   #10
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^^ What makes that picture so bad is her face is more orange/red than her daughters hair.
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Old 05-02-2012, 03:33 PM   #11
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Gah, the video makes her look even more terrible:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...tanning-booth/
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Gah, the video makes her look even more terrible:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...tanning-booth/
KILL IT WITH F--

Oh wait. She's already trying.
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Faked tan as opposed to... Real? Arent they all fake as in its not your real skin color?
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she has finally built up her base tan - now it is time to go for that deep dark tan......

yikes, wonder what he husband thinks/looks like? I'd also like to know what it costs to maintain that look......

personally i'd prefer more stories from Canoe when they have to do with Sofia V wearing very thin shirts........
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Faked tan as opposed to... Real? Arent they all fake as in its not your real skin color?
Fake tanning implies that you're using an artificial source of UV light versus a natural one (ie: the Sun).
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That is disgusting. She might as well just stick her face in a pile of sh*t and save the money she spends on tanning. That woman has a mental problem and will probably be featured on one of those strange addiction shows one day.
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She's blacker than the reporter. Who'd ever stick it in that? YUCK!
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