Pizza Huts newest creation: hot dog stuffed crust pizza

[Senator Clay Davis]

And this idea wasn't conceived in US America?

America has been caught napping. While we were resting on the laurels of the KFC Double Down, the Paula Deen doughnut burger, and deep-fried butter, Pizza Hut UK has one-upped us with hot-dog-stuffed pizza crust.

You read that right: Pizza Hut UK. This development happened in Britain, a place that presumably learned about junk food from us. Then made it better. Or at least, more meat-filled. Where's the innovation, people? Who doesn't look at a crust and think, "This would be so much better if it had a hot dog inside of it"? That's a whole meal in the part of the pizza that some people don't even bother to eat!

The latest fast-food combination is described on the company's menu as "succulent hot dog sausage bursting from our famous stuffed crust, with a FREE Mustard Drizzle." A feeding frenzy of searches on Yahoo! were salivating for "hot dog stuffed crust" and "hot dog stuffed crust pizza."
Come on, people. If we put our heads together, we can outdo this. How about a pizza stuffed with a hot dog made with a pretzel crust? Worn as a hat with straws attached?

Not that fast-food retailers aren't experimenting with food combos here at home: The blog GrubGrade discovered a Burger King in Nashville, TN, where a test market for a bacon sundae is being offered (picture soft-serve vanilla topped with an actual strip of bacon). Yes, that one's a real heart-stopper.

And England isn't alone in serving super-stuffed pizza, apparently. The blog Grist found references to a sausage-stuffed pie in Thailand and Japan, so perhaps this isn't a completely new concept. But it's an idea whose time has come.

We'd be content if the menu item just came to America, where it belongs

And for the picture of this behemoth...

[Northendzone]

while i enjoy a nice stuffed crust pizza, i have never once thought this pizza would be better with a hot dog....

[HELPNEEDED]

drool

[Misterpants]

Wow, Pizza Hut really rose to the challenge of "How can this pizza be any worse?".

[malcolmk14]

Mmmmmmm........ Mustard Drizzle.....

[Locke]

Wow.

And for a side dish you get a box of these:

[Maritime Q-Scout]

*sits back and waits for Patton Oswalt's take on the situation*

[HELPNEEDED]

better come with 4 sides of ranch.

[undercoverbrother]

Does it come with a side of Lifepak 15?

[Locke]

Does Pizza Hut have defibrilators on standby?

[First Lady]

Change hotdog to bacon....and I will consider trying it.

[flames_1987]

The mustard drizzle is free?!? Sold

[Tron_fdc]

What they SHOULD have done is either used a cheese stuffed hot dog, or somehow incorporated saddledome nacho cheese into the crust as well.

Finish your pizza, wash it down with a cheese dog.

[Yasa]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Does it come with a side of Lifepak 15?

15? Aren't we fancy! 12 fo life.

[Reaper]

This idea had the potential of being great if they had used italian sausage or bacon for the meat filling in the crust. Sadly they used a hot dog made with pink slime and failed miserably.

[Lobotroth]

Pizza n' bangers n' mustard jizzle

[Travis Munroe]

I got sick reading the thread title.
Hot dogs disgust me in general, let alone inside a pizza hut pizza.

[troutman]

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05btaco.phtml

Announcer : We take a crunchy, all-beef taco, smother it in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce. Then we wrap it in a soft, flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in-between.

Jason : Sweet!

Announcer : Then we wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of Monterey Jack cheese.

Andy : Awesome!

Announcer : And it gets even awesomer, when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a little of our special "guacamolito" sauce and wrap that around the outside.

Bill : [ trying to hold this mighty taco ] This is pretty big..

Announcer : But it gets even bigger! Because we bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and Portobello mushroom.

Jason : [ getting restless ] Can I eat in now?

Announcer : Sure. But not before we take the whole thing and wrap that in a Chicago style deep dish meat lovers pizza!

Andy : Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!

[Senator Clay Davis]

Originally Posted by First Lady

Change hotdog to bacon....and I will consider trying it.

Must have missed this part...

The blog GrubGrade discovered a Burger King in Nashville, TN, where a test market for a bacon sundae is being offered

[SeoulFire]

Originally Posted by First Lady

Change hotdog to bacon....and I will consider trying it.

Stuffed with and wrapped in bacon just to be sure.