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Old 04-09-2012, 03:36 PM   #201
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I am a ****FOOD***** critic.

EVERYONE better ****MAKE SURE**** that my fries are not too BROWN. I always want my bacon **Crispy** with ranch and tartar sauces on the *****SIDE*******. Not NO sauce. I want it on the ****SIDE*****!
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:42 PM   #202
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So you're Frank Grimes? Boo-urns to you sir!
Woah woah woah. I don't have that much ambition. I'm sure there's something between working 16 hour days and pouring a bucket of water on the panel to silence an alarm.

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Old 04-09-2012, 04:08 PM   #204
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:17 PM   #205
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I am a ****FOOD***** critic.

EVERYONE better ****MAKE SURE**** that my fries are not too BROWN. I always want my bacon **Crispy** with ranch and tartar sauces on the *****SIDE*******. Not NO sauce. I want it on the ****SIDE*****!
I am trying to figure out the subtext here but just can't.
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:20 PM   #206
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I am trying to figure out the subtext here but just can't.

something about masterbating in a closet at the restaurant while the Janitor watches?
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:36 PM   #207
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I am trying to figure out the subtext here but just can't.
Check the "Tipping a Server" thread.
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:40 PM   #208
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That depends on what you mean "do for a living".

I might classify that as what I spend most of my day doing. In which case I am a volunteer poster. I make about 10 daily "contributions" to CP.

If you mean 'what do I do to earn money and pay my bills?', then I work for a financial institution.
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:12 PM   #209
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Old 04-09-2012, 10:33 PM   #211
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Old 04-09-2012, 10:42 PM   #212
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If you're going to spend time day in and day out at an office, you should consider the latter reason more than the former. Bigger pay can suck it if you don't enjoy going into the office. That makes a world of difference in your personal happiness, stress level and performance at work - and you'll find this out once you don't have book and homework to worry about anymore.
I totally agree, which is why I am giving them quite a bit of leeway as far as putting together a compensation package.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:15 PM   #216
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I accidentally the whole bike lane.
Forgot a verb there.

"What is the use of a 2 block long bike lane that does not *go* anywhere?"
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