A-Hole Things You Do Just to be an A-Hole

[Lobotroth]

Originally Posted by memphusk

A friend of mine was at work and they had brought in a welder and his helper for a day. The helper turned out to be the welders son. Something went wrong and they had to re weld a few things and the welder flipped. All they could hear was the welder scream at his son " I knew your mother should of f*****g swallowed you!!" As far as I'm concerned, that guys in the lead.

So she took it in the mouth and then proceeded to put it down below? She must be some kind of contortionist to be able to do that.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Burninator

Wasn't me being an a-hole but I was driving south bound MacLeod and was stopped at the intersection in front of Chinook. Too many cars from the north bound lane were turning into the mall and ended up blocking the whole intersection. So when the light for my side turned green no one could move for about 5-10 seconds until those cars cleared the intersection. Which they did and this idiot in the turning lane tried to get through after all the other cars moved out of our way. This SUV in the left most lane immediately hulkroganed her. Forced her to back up into her turning lane and then drove through the intersection. It was the greatest thing I had seen on the road in a long time.

This would be even cooler if you illustrated it in paint.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

This would be even cooler if you illustrated it in paint.

Haha. I remember the last time I tried to illustrate my point in paint. I was mocked quite a bit IIRC.

I'll see if I can dig it up.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by Lobotroth

So she took it in the mouth and then proceeded to put it down below? She must be some kind of contortionist to be able to do that.

This is how Boris Becker became a father. The more you know...

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Haha. I remember the last time I tried to illustrate my point in paint. I was mocked quite a bit IIRC.

I'll see if I can dig it up.

I think I took yours and changed it

[Coach]

I tend to play devil's advocate when people talk to me about things. I really do it to try and keep conversations from being biased one way or the other, but I imagine it annoys people sometimes.


Ok, sometimes I'm doing it just to be a jerk.

[Cheerio]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I think I took yours and changed it

Nope that one was mine haha, definitely one of my better drawings

[GGG]

I like to throw out the fast food tray in the garbage after I am done with my fast food. I laugh every time. And if they have a sign that says please don't throw trays in the garbage I will find a second tray to throw in as well.

[GreatWhiteEbola]

Originally Posted by memphusk

A friend of mine was at work and they had brought in a welder and his helper for a day. The helper turned out to be the welders son. Something went wrong and they had to re weld a few things and the welder flipped. All they could hear was the welder scream at his son " I knew your mother should of f*****g swallowed you!!" As far as I'm concerned, that guys in the lead.

Welder and a-hole are synonymous, I had a nice lamented a-hole card when I was a welder. I had to turn it in, when I ceased to be a welder.

[Cheap Shot]

Once a welder always a welder. I'm a welder in the oil patch and you know the old saying;
What's the difference between a welding helmet and a pair of panties?
The panties cover the whole c**t.

[Traditional_Ale]

Bang married chicks.

[memphusk]

Welders usually look like c**t, smell like c**t, and run with filthy c**t. The world is a better place with welders.

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by freedogger

I dine and dash. I ride and run.

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/ca...536/story.html

Wolfie, is that you?

[Sr. Mints]

Originally Posted by GGG

I like to throw out the fast food tray in the garbage after I am done with my fast food. I laugh every time. And if they have a sign that says please don't throw trays in the garbage I will find a second tray to throw in as well.

I did that at Fatburger--because I genuinely thought their basket/tray was cardboard--and one of the workers stormed over and took it out of the garbage in front of me, and all the staff exchanged 'is he a moron?' looks.

Now I throw them in the garbage intentionally.

[freedogger]

Originally Posted by Table 5

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/ca...536/story.html

Wolfie, is that you?

Nope, I quit a long time ago after getting caught and having to wash dishes for a weekend to avoid prosecution. The riding and running cam to an end when a taxi driver turned out to be an ex high level soccer player. He was happy to show me pictures from his glory days after he caught me.

[REDVAN]

I put my dog's shat in other people's garbage cans.

[EverfresH15]

Originally Posted by REDVAN

I put my dog's shat in other people's garbage cans.

Thanks for reminding me of the a-hole move i did and will probably do again. I picked up my dogs shat with a bag and then put it in the back of some guys truck. I have also thrown it onto someone's balcony.(It is a natives balcony in an assisted living building that is already full of garbage.)

[Boo Radley]

I replaced the D2O for H2O in my labmates NMR solvent bottle.

[Muta]

Back in the day, if someone left their MSN Messenger open, we'd go online and chat to their friends. Sometimes we'd tell people to come over for a party... we'd tell them bring the booze, and we'll pay them back later.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Muta

Back in the day, if someone left their MSN Messenger open, we'd go online and chat to their friends. Sometimes we'd tell people to come over for a party... we'd tell them bring the booze, and we'll pay them back later.

A friend of mine was chatting with his brother at work once and went to get a coffee, so I sat at his desk and typed in "Hey did dad ever sneak into your room after bed tme and cuddle with you?"

Neither he nor his brother were impressed.