A-Hole Things You Do Just to be an A-Hole

[Street Pharmacist]

Originally Posted by Puppet Guy

one summer I had a bunch of religious roommates, and the house took on a creepy, wholesome feel. One afternoon I cut out photos from a porno magazine and stuck them in their bibles. 14 years later and I'm sure they're still finding them.

One of my friends bought gay porn playing cards and kept putting them I'm his coworkers overalls and lunches when they weren't paying attention. They apparently didn't think it was so funny.

[Muffins]

Sometimes when i'm taking a bunch of paper to the recycling bin, i'll come across the girl in our office who is a bit of a recycling freak. If she is there, I will stare her down while throwing all the paper in the garbage beside the bin.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by Street Pharmacist

One of my friends bought gay porn playing cards and kept putting them I'm his coworkers overalls and lunches when they weren't paying attention. They apparently didn't think it was so funny.

Yeah, he just bought them for prank purposes. Most certainly.

[Misterpants]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

I actually have no problem with the double dip, it's really not a big deal, people need to stop being such wussies.

That's all well and good until you wake up with a giant cold sore. No thanks!

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

I actually have no problem with the double dip, it's really not a big deal, people need to stop being such wussies.

I'm ridiculously paranoid about getting mouth herpes. I won't even eat food somebody with a cold sore has cooked, let alone eat food that has been double-dipped in. Unless I'm drunk and the nachos are delicious.

[burn_this_city]

When people tailgate me I push the gas pedal in my truck just far enough that it blows a bit of black smoke into their vents but doesn't accelerate.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Misterpants

That's all well and good until you wake up with a giant cold sore. No thanks!

Originally Posted by Sliver

I'm ridiculously paranoid about getting mouth herpes. I won't even eat food somebody with a cold sore has cooked, let alone eat food that has been double-dipped in. Unless I'm drunk and the nachos are delicious.

You guys got that from a prostitute, stop blaming it on chip dip.

[Muta]

Originally Posted by Reaper

You're right. They sound more like d-bag moves. Gold star for you!

There's a difference?

[Misterpants]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

You guys got that from a prostitute, stop blaming it on chip dip.

Who kisses prostitutes?

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Misterpants

Who kisses prostitutes?

I usually just cry.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

You guys got that from a prostitute, stop blaming it on chip dip.

Let's just add a healthy dose of hand santizer and anti-biotic cream to chip dip from now on. Win-win.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

I went on a wildcat strike.

[sadora]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

When people tailgate me I push the gas pedal in my truck just far enough that it blows a bit of black smoke into their vents but doesn't accelerate.

That's one of my biggest pet peeves. When people tailgate me I like to pull up to closest car driving next to me and drive their same speed, not giving the a-hole a chance to pass.

[Sliver]

That's fine as long as you aren't doing that in the left lane. If somebody is tailgating you in the left lane it means get the eff over.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by North East Goon

I Double Dip, chips,veggies you name it, I am sharing my saliva with everyone!

Mythbusters took care of this. There's way more bacteria in the dip than you add by double dipping. I think the bacteria after double dipping in whatever 'clean' material they used was negligible.

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/my...m-warfare.html

[Cowboy89]

The only deliberate attempts I have made to be an 'A-hole' were with regards to pestering Canucks fans. In each of the times they were eliminated against the Blackhawks in the second round in 2009 and 2010, immediately following the game I got in my car slipped on a Flames jersey, opened the car windows, blasted "chelsea dagger", and buzzed the Shanks parking lot where a bunch of disappointed Canucks fans were walking meakly back to their cars.

This past year I managed to get to Boston in the fall and attend a Bruins game. I bought a Briuns 2011 Stanley Cup Champions hat for the sole purpose to wear to Canucks/Flames games this season in addition to my 1989 Stanley Cup badged Flames jersey. Just to remind them of their cupless ways. I imagine that should the Canucks win the Stanley Cup I probably have a lot of karma working against me.

[Bill Bumface]

My crowning a-hole achievement:

Back in the day Stoney Trail and Crowchild was a set of lights with signaled left turns lane in either direction on Crowchild to turn left onto Stoney. The left turners would get the green first, then they would get a red light, and straight through Crowchild traffic would get to go.

Near the end of the life of this intersection before they started building the interchange it was getting really busy. You would often have to wait a few lights at many times of the day. The left turners started running the yellow light pretty bad, and then soon regularly you'd see left turners running the red, so the straight through traffic would be sitting there with a green light, but unable to go because there were people turning in front of them on a red light.

One day I was in the left lane, headed straight through. I know the left turn light is now yellow, but I see a guy coming the opposite direction in the left turn lane, not slowing down. I decided screw it, so as soon as my light turns green, I gun it to the middle of the intersection, then slam on my brakes. The red light runner has to slam on his brakes to not t-bone me, which he does. He starts honking and going into an absolute meltdown of rage. I just point up to my green light for a couple seconds, just long enough for traffic in the right lane to start flowing, and then continue along my way, this DB stuck in the intersection with a car stopped at the red light he blew, and a stream of cars going 90km/h in front of him. He was just absolutely losing it, I laughed all the way to my parent's house.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Muta

There's a difference?

Yep, A-holes do mean things because they don't care about the feelings of others. D-bags do mean things because they really want to piss someone off for their own enjoyment. I waver back and forth on the spectrum.

[Muta]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Yep, A-holes do mean things because they don't care about the feelings of others. D-bags do mean things because they really want to piss someone off for their own enjoyment. I waver back and forth on the spectrum.

Wow, that's deep. I'll make sure to make note of that for next time!

[Misterpants]

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