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Old 03-22-2012, 09:30 AM   #1
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"In a June 13 letter to Edmonton Police Chief Rod Knecht, Flamond says she had her own plate — made of paper and bearing the biblical verse Rom. 11:29 — on the car, which she refers to as her “Ecclesiastical pursuit chariot.”
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:41 AM   #2
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she should have at least used a 'vanity plate'....

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Old 03-22-2012, 09:43 AM   #3
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So she's a freeman on god's land then

I love crazy people.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:44 AM   #4
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The Church of the Ecumenical Redemption International is a Christian denomination that does not believe in the authority of the Canadian government and wishes to use the King James Bible as the rule of law.
400 year old English translation of the bible could have some really funky laws.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:47 AM   #5
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I think the mods should "in her honor" temporarily replace the words car, vehicle, or automobile in every post to

"Ecclesiastical pursuit chariot"
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:49 AM   #6
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400 year old English translation of the bible could have some really funky laws.
thou shalt not lie down with sheep.

Thou shall only eat fish on Friday, nay Jebidiah your wife doesn't count as fish

Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain

Teebow 3:16 says God shalt kick New York's a%% if the chosen one dosen't start, over that hell bound dirty sanchez.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:51 AM   #7
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I wonder if she's put two seconds of thought into what would happen if she had an accident in her Ecclesiastical pursuit chariot and hurt someone or caused property damage?
I doubt it will happen but I hope the court makes an example of out this individual.
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I wonder if she's put two seconds of thought into what would happen if she had an accident in her Ecclesiastical pursuit chariot and hurt someone or caused property damage?
I doubt it will happen but I hope the court makes an example of out this individual.
Does it matter? God has a plan for all of us, so if God's plan was for her to crash then who are you to question him?
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:01 AM   #9
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Does it matter? God has a plan for all of us, so if God's plan was for her to crash then who are you to question her?
Get it right you godless pagan.
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:07 AM   #10
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"Ecclesiastical pursuit chariot" is a pretty great name, I'll give her that much.
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The very concept of a 'pursuit chariot' is hilarious. Who or what is she pursuing and why? My guess is Heathens for conversion.
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