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Old 03-15-2012, 03:43 PM   #21
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To be fair, it says that they were distributed to grade 7 students, these kids are 12/13 years old, so some people being upset seems reasonable.
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Old 03-15-2012, 03:43 PM   #22
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So... ladies, homework session at my place after school?
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The explicit flyers were distributed Thursday during an open house at the all-girls Catholic school for students in Grades 7 to 12.
The pamphlet includes a guide on how to perform oral sex on men and women, as well as pros and cons to giving or receiving the act.
Wow... sex-ed sure has changed since I went to school.
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You have to wonder about how they came up with the proper way to perform Oral... like did they do research? Or is it just some persons opinions.
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Old 03-15-2012, 04:27 PM   #25
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The real faux-pas here is providing information on performing oral sex on women at an all-girls school.

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You have to wonder about how they came up with the proper way to perform Oral... like did they do research? Or is it just some persons opinions.
It was really hard for them to find research subjects I bet...
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You have to wonder about how they came up with the proper way to perform Oral... like did they do research? Or is it just some persons opinions.

Remember kids, the three keys to giving a good job:

-Teeth. Lots of teeth.
-Twising. See how far you can wrench it around one direction, then try the other.
-Dry mouth. Get it as dry as you can. Like sandpaper.
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The pamphlet includes a guide on how to perform oral sex on men and women, as well as pros and cons to giving or receiving the act.
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What are we talking about? Practice? We're talking about practice, man.
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...especially Asians...
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I think the whole thing is being blown out of proportion.
The teacher was probably given a real tongue lashing. Something like this is really hard to swallow.
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Remember kids, the three keys to giving a good job:

-Teeth. Lots of teeth.
-Twising. See how far you can wrench it around one direction, then try the other.
-Dry mouth. Get it as dry as you can. Like sandpaper.
Reminds me of this...

NSFW, no nudity, but talks about BJ's...

NSFW!
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Reminds me of the fake trailer in Grindhouse, Catholic High School Girls in Trouble NSFW, I need to make that clear.

Otherwise enjoy..

NSFW!
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Reminds me of this...

NSFW, no nudity, but talks about BJ's...

NSFW!
Exactly what I was referencing. I have never looked at Erin from the Office the same
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Remember kids, the three keys to giving a good job:

-Teeth. Lots of teeth.
-Twising. See how far you can wrench it around one direction, then try the other.
-Dry mouth. Get it as dry as you can. Like sandpaper.
No...that is the opposite of what is good...
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No...that is the opposite of what is good...
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Uh, I know, was quoting a line from the video...
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Uh, I know, was quoting a line from the video...
Fair enough.
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what's next, the junior high school girls guide to ATM?
That's not part of the curriculum already? fricken conservatives.
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