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Old 03-07-2012, 03:22 PM   #61
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No, it's an actual criminal case - I know the defense lawyer in question.
And the defence lawyer knows what actually happened? How?
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And the defence lawyer knows what actually happened? How?
I would assume that if the crown had a different theory the facts would be in dispute, which they apparently are not.
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Old 03-07-2012, 03:42 PM   #63
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I'm going back to school to become a teacher just so I can do this. Watch for me on Global news.
Dont forget to give CP a shoutout! Maybe carry a sign when they escort you to the cruiser.

But dont actually shout out the words "I love CP" or anything like that, because that would probably tack some time onto your sentence. Plus it would make the rest of us feel a little weird....
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Old 03-07-2012, 03:47 PM   #64
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I'm going back to school to become a teacher just so I can do this. Watch for me on Global news.
I aim higher but becoming a professor of anything is hard.

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Old 03-07-2012, 03:51 PM   #65
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It's very hittable - the sex would be crazy I suggest. However, the risk of stalking after is also high...
I am guessing the teacher is only doing the daughter so he can get close to the mum and molest her in the fullness of time.
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In this case, I'd take the blow over the hooker.
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:05 PM   #67
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Dont forget to give CP a shoutout! Maybe carry a sign when they escort you to the cruiser.

But dont actually shout out the words "I love CP" or anything like that, because that would probably tack some time onto your sentence. Plus it would make the rest of us feel a little weird....
CP sometimes acts like an organized gang. Do we have gang signs I can throw up while I'm cuffed?
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:12 PM   #68
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CP sometimes acts like an organized gang. Do we have gang signs I can throw up while I'm cuffed?
You want to make a C sign with your fingers and thumb on the left hand the then invert the right hand touch the thumb and index finger together to make a circle while leaving the other fingers pointing straight down to make the back of the p, you should probably wear baggy jeans and a red bandana for the full effect, also say 'ese' alot.
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CP sometimes acts like an organized gang. Do we have gang signs I can throw up while I'm cuffed?

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Not sure if this is a gang sign reference or is this the way Mr. Hooker served the kids "lunch".
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I would assume that if the crown had a different theory the facts would be in dispute, which they apparently are not.
Did the accused plead guilty then?
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Here we go, a better response.
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I assume he ejaculated in her mouth. That's what I would have done anyway to keep the sheets clean from evidence.
That's what doomed him - he let her finish.
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This dude is either having a screwed up mid life crisis or he is a complete creep. He would be a creep even if the girl was not his former student. But seing that she is a former student I lean to creep. Even if she was not a former student I would lean towards creep. I am almost his age and would never date an 18 year old, and I am not married nor do I have kids. This dude is seriously screwed in the head. WOW!!
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This dude is either having a screwed up mid life crisis or he is a complete creep. He would be a creep even if the girl was not his former student. But seing that she is a former student I lean to creep. Even if she was not a former student I would lean towards creep. I am almost his age and would never date an 18 year old, and I am not married nor do I have kids. This dude is seriously screwed in the head. WOW!!
If she's 18 years old, and the guy has true genuine feelings about her, then why the **** should this bother anyone of us? Yeah we can have our opinions, but the hatred for the guy here is funny.
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If she's 18 years old, and the guy has true genuine feelings about her, then why the **** should this bother anyone of us? Yeah we can have our opinions, but the hatred for the guy here is funny.
He's an effing skinpooch and the only genuine feeling I wish on him is the feeling of a broomstick going where god didn't intend it.
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Old 03-07-2012, 09:45 PM   #77
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If she's 18 years old, and the guy has true genuine feelings about her, then why the **** should this bother anyone of us? Yeah we can have our opinions, but the hatred for the guy here is funny.
It must be pure jealousy...

There is this stigma around the concept of an older man with a young woman, like he is somehow manipulating her or is a predator (or just rich) ...but if the situation was reversed and it was an older woman snatching up a young man, there would be a tsunami of "you go girl" articles praising her for it. (Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher)

Every red blooded man in here would jump the bones of a shiny, fertile, sweet smelling, 18 year old girl if given the opportunity and/or free of any consequences.

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/...ar-old-snatch/

"Younger women are, barring a few conspicuous exceptions, better looking, better smelling and better feeling than older women. Career goals not achieved to the contrary notwithstanding, younger women are alpha females. The man who has tasted the succulent flesh of an 18 year old cutie will never again look at, or feel toward, older women with the same excitement, urgency or romanticism. He has been corrupted. His memories, lucid, almost palpable, of intimacies with younger women, will dominate."


Mr. Hooker must have had one hell of a bad marriage to be making such a sacrifice.....because divorce court is not going to be pleasant for him.
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It must be pure jealousy...

There is this stigma around the concept of an older man with a young woman, like he is somehow manipulating her or is a predator
Um, in this case, he was a predator and somehow manipulating her because he was her high school teacher.
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Um, in this case, he was a predator and somehow manipulating her because he was her high school teacher.
No ...it means they were in close proximity and nothing more.

She has daddy issues and was hot for him.
Nature took its course.
Get over it....
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That's what doomed him - he let her finish.
All female jury?
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