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Old 03-07-2012, 10:01 AM   #41
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Dont you do that to all your women?
Hehehe. Of course, you know that I meant stalking by the mother.
And you don't get married 3 times without doing some solid stalking....
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:56 AM   #42
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Dude should never be employed as a teacher again, what a creep!
that is one lowlife hooker
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:48 PM   #43
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Hes going to educate that pupil, if you know what I mean....
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:54 PM   #44
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Personally, I'd go for the mom.

In my experience, always go for the older woman. They are just... better at what they do.
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:56 PM   #45
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The question to guys here is that giving you the same chance, would you not do what Mr. Hooker did?

Most guys with half a brain would know that this won't last. However, I still think most guys would do just the same.
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Old 03-07-2012, 02:01 PM   #46
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The question to guys here is that giving you the same chance, would you not do what Mr. Hooker did?

Most guys with half a brain would know that this won't last. However, I still think most guys would do just the same.
Not a chance in hell. Teenage chicks are crazy.

Not to mention the fact that the mob of angry villagers carrying torches and pitchforks and following you around 24/7 probably isnt worth it.
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Old 03-07-2012, 02:01 PM   #47
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The question to guys here is that giving you the same chance, would you not do what Mr. Hooker did?

Most guys with half a brain would know that this won't last. However, I still think most guys would do just the same.
Not if I was a married teacher, but, otherwise, for sure.
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Old 03-07-2012, 02:08 PM   #48
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Not if I was a married teacher, but, otherwise, for sure.
What if you are not married but you are the teacher?
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What if you are not married but you are the teacher?
Position of authority, all that stuff, no.
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The question to guys here is that giving you the same chance, would you not do what Mr. Hooker did?

Most guys with half a brain would know that this won't last. However, I still think most guys would do just the same.
Would I give up my stable wife and ditch her in for an immature 18 year old, plus have to deal with not seeing my kids as much and the whole divorce/child support/custody stuff?

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Not a chance in hell. Teenage chicks are crazy.

Not to mention the fact that the mob of angry villagers carrying torches and pitchforks and following you around 24/7 probably isnt worth it.
Exactly.

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What if you are not married but you are the teacher?
If a teacher can't control those impulses at their job, they should have the common sense not to be a teacher.
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I'm going back to school to become a teacher just so I can do this. Watch for me on Global news.
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If a teacher can't control those impulses at their job, they should have the common sense not to be a teacher.
If porn has taught me anything, the student is always the one to make the first move.
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If porn has taught me anything, the student is always the one to make the first move.
Here is a true story...

Teachers take a Grade 11 class out for an overnight camping trip as part of Phys Ed. Male teacher goes to sleep. He wakes up to a female student (16 years old) fellating him. The facts are not in dispute. The teacher was asleep when the student commenced the act. There was no prior history. The teacher was charged and lost his livelihood because "he did not stop the student quickly enough".
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Here is a true story...

Teachers take a Grade 11 class out for an overnight camping trip as part of Phys Ed. Male teacher goes to sleep. He wakes up to a female student (16 years old) fellating him. The facts are not in dispute. The teacher was asleep when the student commenced the act. There was no prior history. The teacher was charged and lost his livelihood because "he did not stop the student quickly enough".
Really? Talk about the best and worst of times.
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Here is a true story...

Teachers take a Grade 11 class out for an overnight camping trip as part of Phys Ed. Male teacher goes to sleep. He wakes up to a female student (16 years old) fellating him. The facts are not in dispute. The teacher was asleep when the student commenced the act. There was no prior history. The teacher was charged and lost his livelihood because "he did not stop the student quickly enough".
Isn't that just an urban legend?
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Isn't that just an urban legend?
No, it's an actual criminal case - I know the defense lawyer in question.
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Teachers take a Grade 11 class out for an overnight camping trip as part of Phys Ed. Male teacher goes to sleep. He wakes up to a female student (16 years old) fellating him. The facts are not in dispute. The teacher was asleep when the student commenced the act. There was no prior history. The teacher was charged and lost his livelihood because "he did not stop the student quickly enough".
That's messed up! I bet that was the most expensive blowjob he has ever gotten.
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Here is a true story...

Teachers take a Grade 11 class out for an overnight camping trip as part of Phys Ed. Male teacher goes to sleep. He wakes up to a female student (16 years old) fellating him. The facts are not in dispute. The teacher was asleep when the student commenced the act. There was no prior history. The teacher was charged and lost his livelihood because "he did not stop the student quickly enough".
Thats unreal. How fast it 'quickly enough'? While you are asleep?
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Thats unreal. How fast it 'quickly enough'? While you are asleep?
I assume he ejaculated in her mouth. That's what I would have done anyway to keep the sheets clean from evidence.
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