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Old 03-06-2012, 05:21 PM   #21
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lol...his last name is Hooker.
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Old 03-06-2012, 05:32 PM   #22
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Power Hookers would make a great band name.
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Old 03-06-2012, 05:41 PM   #23
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If I was the girls father I would beat the ever loving hell out of him and serve my jail term with a smile.
Cool story bro time:

After my aunts husband was convicted of murdering her, but before he was sentenced, he was allowed to stand outside the courthouse on his own for a smoke during a recess for some reason. One of my uncles took the opportunity to beat the ever loving hell out of him. My uncle broke his hand breaking his sister's murderer's ribs.

When my uncle pleaded guilty to assault, the judge fined him $1000, and said he was doing that only because he was obligated to give him something. No jail time at all.
There are times when a crime is not a crime...
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Cool story bro time:

After my aunts husband was convicted of murdering her, but before he was sentenced, he was allowed to stand outside the courthouse on his own for a smoke during a recess for some reason. One of my uncles took the opportunity to beat the ever loving hell out of him. My uncle broke his hand breaking his sister's murderer's ribs.

When my uncle pleaded guilty to assault, the judge fined him $1000, and said he was doing that only because he was obligated to give him something. No jail time at all.
There are times when a crime is not a crime...
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Old 03-06-2012, 06:43 PM   #25
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T.J. still got it...

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Old 03-06-2012, 08:19 PM   #26
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I can't believe I'm the first to say.... I'd hit that.
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I can't believe I'm the first to say.... I'd hit that.
TJ Hooker?
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I can't believe I'm the first to say.... I'd hit that.
*shudder* The mother? She looks like Nancy Grace with black wig... *puke*

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Old 03-06-2012, 11:36 PM   #29
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The rare case where the daughter looks more put together than her mom.
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Old 03-06-2012, 11:40 PM   #30
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Cool story bro time:

After my aunts husband was convicted of murdering her, but before he was sentenced, he was allowed to stand outside the courthouse on his own for a smoke during a recess for some reason. One of my uncles took the opportunity to beat the ever loving hell out of him. My uncle broke his hand breaking his sister's murderer's ribs.

When my uncle pleaded guilty to assault, the judge fined him $1000, and said he was doing that only because he was obligated to give him something. No jail time at all.
There are times when a crime is not a crime...
I remember several years ago, there was a case in Texas where the father of a child that was molested by his karate instructor killed the perp outside of the courthouse. When it went to trial, the judge gave the father 25 years probation or something like that.
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I remember several years ago, there was a case in Texas where the father of a child that was molested by his karate instructor killed the perp outside of the courthouse. When it went to trial, the judge gave the father 25 years probation or something like that.
There's actually a Youtube video of that news story, showing the actual shooting. I don't know if its appropriate or not on here so I won't embed it (not gorey or anything, but you see someone get shot/killed), interesting vid though.

If we're talking about the same case, the dad got 5 years probation.
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Old 03-07-2012, 07:58 AM   #34
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There's actually a Youtube video of that news story, showing the actual shooting. I don't know if its appropriate or not on here so I won't embed it (not gorey or anything, but you see someone get shot/killed), interesting vid though.

If we're talking about the same case, the dad got 5 years probation.
I believe it is the same case, I just had the length of the sentence way off.
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Lets just all hope that when they get married she wants to hyphenate her last name instead of just taking his.

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I'm absolutely shocked at how this could happen
Judging by those crazy eyes, mom is probably ticked because the daughter is getting more action than her.
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Old 03-07-2012, 09:20 AM   #38
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What's wrong with this girl? Look at that guy, she could do so much better and younger. All in good time.
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Judging by those crazy eyes, mom is probably ticked because the daughter is getting more action than her.
It's very hittable - the sex would be crazy I suggest. However, the risk of stalking after is also high...
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It's very hittable - the sex would be crazy I suggest. However, the risk of stalking after is also high...
Dont you do that to all your women?
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