03-06-2012, 10:53 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Alberta's top names for 2011
Some of these names are hiliarious! I see some name changes in the future - "What were my parents thinking?"
http://calgary.ctv.ca/servlet/an/loc...ub=CalgaryHome
From the article:
Some babies received one-of-a-kind names, such as the boys named Doc, Essay, J-Cub, Jäger, Moo, Stylez, Smiley, Solo, Stiff, and Tuff; and the girls named Dreamz, Luv, Lyric, Mega, Meta, Siri, Story, Symphonie, and Tuba.
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03-06-2012, 10:55 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Otnorot
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03-06-2012, 10:57 AM
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Franchise Player
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Dreamz, Luv, Lyric, Mega, Meta, Siri, Story, Symphonie, and Tuba
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quite a few strippers for the next generation
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03-06-2012, 10:59 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Like 1/2 of those names sound very Aussie to me.
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03-06-2012, 11:00 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada 02
quite a few strippers for the next generation
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Well, either that, or 300 lb-ers...
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03-06-2012, 11:00 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada 02
quite a few strippers for the next generation
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I gave my daughter a very classic name that could easily be used as a stripper or rock star name, just to keep her options open later in life.
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03-06-2012, 11:04 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Neither here nor there
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justkidding
Some of these names are hiliarious! I see some name changes in the future - "What were my parents thinking?"
http://calgary.ctv.ca/servlet/an/loc...ub=CalgaryHome
From the article:
Some babies received one-of-a-kind names, such as the boys named Doc, Essay, J-Cub, Jäger, Moo, Stylez, Smiley, Solo, Stiff, and Tuff; and the girls named Dreamz, Luv, Lyric, Mega, Meta, Siri, Story, Symphonie, and Tuba. |
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03-06-2012, 11:06 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Tuba is not a good stripper name.
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03-06-2012, 11:07 AM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rathji
I gave my daughter a very classic name that could easily be used as a stripper or rock star name, just to keep her options open later in life.
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was it shimmer?
alota?
mulva?
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03-06-2012, 11:08 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Smiley McGhee
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03-06-2012, 11:08 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Where ever I'm told to be
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justkidding
Some of these names are hiliarious! I see some name changes in the future - "What were my parents thinking?"
http://calgary.ctv.ca/servlet/an/loc...ub=CalgaryHome
From the article:
Some babies received one-of-a-kind names, such as the boys named Doc, Essay, J-Cub, Jäger, Moo, Stylez, Smiley, Solo, Stiff, and Tuff; and the girls named Dreamz, Luv, Lyric, Mega, Meta, Siri, Story, Symphonie, and Tuba. |
I was looking for the Onion's logo on that link, sadly not there.
I think this is proof we as a race are getting dumber 
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03-06-2012, 11:08 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Neither here nor there
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Quote:
Originally Posted by North East Goon
Tuba is not a good stripper name.
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unless her last name is Lube 
guess that's more of a porn name...
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03-06-2012, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Muffins
unless her last name is Lube
guess that's more of a porn name... |
Or Lube Tuba?
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03-06-2012, 11:10 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justkidding
Some of these names are hiliarious! I see some name changes in the future - "What were my parents thinking?"
http://calgary.ctv.ca/servlet/an/loc...ub=CalgaryHome
From the article:
Some babies received one-of-a-kind names, such as the boys named Doc, Essay, J-Cub, Jäger, Moo, Stylez, Smiley, Solo, Stiff, and Tuff; and the girls named Dreamz, Luv, Lyric, Mega, Meta, Siri, Story, Symphonie, and Tuba. |
I feel bad for the day these kids start sending out resumes. You thought having "fluffybunny876@hotmail.com" on a resume was bush league, just wait till little Stylez resume starts making the rounds.
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03-06-2012, 11:11 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Most of those names sound like they came from the show "Flavor of Love". How much sway does Flava Flav have in Alberta?
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03-06-2012, 11:11 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Fernando Valley
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There should be an approval stage for newborn names where parents are councelled when they choose absurd names. It's an unfair burden placed on kids to be tagged with Stiff, Moo, Tuba, Stylez, etc. If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that kids are cruel and you want to give as little ammunition as possible to ensure your kids aren't the ones singled out and picked on.
Also it's crazy how movie stars influence how kids name their children.
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03-06-2012, 11:12 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaydorn
I feel bad for the day these kids start sending out resumes. You thought having "fluffybunny876@hotmail.com" on a resume was bush league, just wait till little Stylez resume starts making the rounds.
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No doubt. There is a lady in our organization with a wacky name like that. I had been deleting her emails for 6 months without opening them thinking they were spam.
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03-06-2012, 11:13 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justkidding
Some of these names are hiliarious! I see some name changes in the future - "What were my parents thinking?"
http://calgary.ctv.ca/servlet/an/loc...ub=CalgaryHome
From the article:
Some babies received one-of-a-kind names, such as the boys named Doc, Essay, J-Cub, Jäger, Moo, Stylez, Smiley, Solo, Stiff, and Tuff; and the girls named Dreamz, Luv, Lyric, Mega, Meta, Siri, Story, Symphonie, and Tuba. |
Isn't Tuba a the name of the mother from that Kingston "honour killing"?
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03-06-2012, 11:13 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaydorn
I feel bad for the day these kids start sending out resumes. You thought having "fluffybunny876@hotmail.com" on a resume was bush league, just wait till little Stylez resume starts making the rounds.
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03-06-2012, 11:13 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by North East Goon
Tuba is not a good stripper name.
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But she blows like a dream.
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