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Old 03-01-2012, 02:52 PM   #61
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Look at the guy's expression....

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Old 03-01-2012, 02:54 PM   #62
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This thread just made me re-check my facebook security settings.
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:01 PM   #63
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This thread just made me re-check my facebook security settings.
Me too, especially since I recently posted some pictures of myself back in the 1980's in full-body spandex.

I fully expect when I screw up in life, I will have plenty of "friends" willing to share my gawd awful pictures.
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:04 PM   #64
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I fully expect when I screw up in life, I will have plenty of "friends" willing to share my gawd awful pictures.
If nothing else, CP will be here to remind everyone of your former last name.
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This is just like needing a buddy to erase your hard drive when you die. All your information is out there if you suddenly get 15 minutes of fame, and it really might come back to bite you in the rear.

I need to develop a web service that you can enter the details of all your online accounts and if you don't check in on a predefined time, it locks them all down so no one can see anything about you. Or, alternately, give you a simple passcode that you can get someone to enter to lock them down for you.

I get a single phone call officer? I am going to call my mom and get her to activate the hidemyonlineinfo.com account until this all blows over. Better yet, make it an app on your phone, so if you are getting pulled over after robbing a bank, or picked up for shagging your dog, you just type in your PIN and poof it all goes way.
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:28 PM   #66
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This is just like needing a buddy to erase your hard drive when you die. All your information is out there if you suddenly get 15 minutes of fame, and it really might come back to bite you in the rear.
Somehow I think a worm-ridden corpse doesn't care too much about reputation.
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:35 PM   #67
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Somehow I think a worm-ridden corpse doesn't care too much about reputation.
But your family and friends still have to deal with your depravity once you're gone.
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:37 PM   #68
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Her plan failed when she couldn't fit through the door to the vault.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:41 PM   #69
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:47 PM   #70
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Why didn't she just rob McDonalds directly?
Wearing this disguise would've helped her get away, too - it's a publicity stunt:

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Old 03-01-2012, 04:58 PM   #71
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Well her future just disappeared into fat air.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:19 PM   #72
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Worst part is when she worked for boarder services the government issued her a fire arm. Not to mention how she was an influence over hundreds of kids over the years through cadet programs and summer camps
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:24 PM   #73
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From the Herald article:

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Melnyk resigned a month ago from her role as student union president.

On Jan. 31, the students’ association released a statement saying Melnyk had resigned following the first of two regular periodic reviews. The review “identified several potential anomalies and policy compliance issues for which Council was unable to receive a satisfactory explanation within a reasonable time frame,” according to the release.
I'm going to guess that she picked up a nice little meth addiction (or perhaps even crack) and that things have taken a nose-dive in the last few months...
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:24 PM   #74
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Look at the guy's expression....

Is she eating it or getting to first base?
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:30 PM   #75
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I'm going to guess that she picked up a nice little meth addiction (or perhaps even crack) and that things have taken a nose-dive in the last few months...

Wouldn't she have lost weight?

Maybe she got addicted to foreign imported 20 gallon cans of lard
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:31 PM   #76
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Is she eating it or getting to first base?

More like 3rd pace, rim action.

Its not like she's kissin it on its lobster lips.

And because that Lobster is dead, she's kinda a necro.

Meg has problems.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:04 PM   #77
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As per the Calgary Herald pic..."Heyyyyyyy Youuuuuuu Guuuuyyyyyysssss!!!!"

Her previous fraud charges stemmed from a purse she is accused of thieving.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:18 PM   #78
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I guarantee you this filters back to

"Whaaaaaa, whaaaaaa, I have a gambling problem...6/49, VLT.....Casino!!!!!" and a subsequent slap on the writsts.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:20 PM   #79
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I say it was a VLT addiction,to chubby to be a junkie.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:24 PM   #80
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^^^ I didn't go to the facebook site but I assumed the ones the people have uploaded were the "before" pictures.
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