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Old 02-27-2012, 07:22 AM   #21
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talk about the "dog pound"...
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Old 02-27-2012, 07:31 AM   #22
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I am willing to convict this guy in the court of public opinion. Creepy staches tend to do that:

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Old 02-27-2012, 07:33 AM   #23
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How did I miss pugs?

Pug bugger...
Pug plugger.
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Old 02-27-2012, 07:35 AM   #24
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In his defence, that Rotty does have bedroom eyes.
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Old 02-27-2012, 07:35 AM   #25
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I just threw up a little typing that.
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Old 02-27-2012, 07:37 AM   #26
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And considering he wrote a paper condoning the actions of zoophiles isn't exactly going to help his cause.

http://www.inter-disciplinary.net/wp...ridgepaper.pdf

What a sick freak.
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:40 AM   #27
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Q: What's the leading cause of bestiality?

A: Sexy dogs.
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Up the Shih-Tzu
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Old 02-27-2012, 11:47 AM   #29
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I think they call this inter-species erotica.
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Old 02-27-2012, 12:10 PM   #30
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I think they call this inter-species erotica.
Kinky Kelly wants to get paid.
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Old 02-27-2012, 12:16 PM   #31
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lusty with the husky

On a side note how small do you have to be to not get your unit bit off when you try that?
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Old 02-27-2012, 04:33 PM   #32
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ugh this made a little queasy
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Old 02-27-2012, 06:45 PM   #34
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Poodle noodler?

Setter wetter?

Corgi porker?

Hound pounder?

Pooch smoocher?

Collie gagger?
Butt pug
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Old 02-27-2012, 07:09 PM   #35
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ugh this made a little queasy
Tends to do that, eh?
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:06 PM   #36
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Geezz.... just ruined a perfectly good song.
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:50 PM   #37
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What also creeps me out is that a vet called the SPCA after treating the dog for an infection.

What the hell kind of infection was it?

Yuck yuck yuck
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Old 02-28-2012, 06:53 AM   #38
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Tends to do that, eh?
Fine, no one else will ask...

This the guy?
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Old 02-28-2012, 06:56 AM   #39
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Old 02-28-2012, 08:35 AM   #40
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Translation - "Do you ever have one of those days where you don't feel fresh?"

Femine products for dogs by Kotex, for sale at your nearest petstore.
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