02-24-2012, 11:29 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Did you know: Drug Test Fail
If you drink coca tea and get randomly drug tested at work you will fail for Cocaine use!!! Apparently you'll fail a urine test within 48hours of drinking it... I had one cup yesterday and once I found out we were being drug tested I had another to see if I would fail.
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Last edited by Tiger; 02-24-2012 at 12:59 PM.
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02-24-2012, 11:32 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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Where do you find coca tea in Calgary? This is a legit question.
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02-24-2012, 11:36 AM
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Considering cocaine comes from the leaves of a coca plant...and presumably you had those leaves inside some hot water for tea....I can't say I'm surprised.
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02-24-2012, 11:41 AM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
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So if you were a cocaine user and you worked for a company that drug tested could you just drink this tea all the time to permanently eff up your tests?
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02-24-2012, 11:42 AM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Did you know I think you use cocaine?
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02-24-2012, 11:42 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybosh
Where do you find coca tea in Calgary? This is a legit question.
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a friend that went to Columbia and gave me some. I haven't had it since I was in peru in 2003.
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02-24-2012, 11:43 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Russic
Did you know I think you use cocaine?
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it is assumed
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02-24-2012, 11:43 AM
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Don't forget poppy seeds in baked goods, you will test positive for opium and you won't get to see the Kalahari bushmen.
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02-24-2012, 12:09 PM
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My face is a bum!
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I didn't think Coca was alright to bring back to Canada. I'm guessing I had that wrong.
I loved when I was in Peru and they explained how in leaf form it wasn't a drug: "It's not a drug or anything, but the farmers just chew it so they can work all day without sleeping or eating" .... hmmmmmmm....
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02-24-2012, 12:11 PM
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^^True coca leaves as they are in Peru/Columbia aren't legal to bring back but happens all the time. The ones I believe you can buy here are stripped down to take off most of the coca and cocaine qualities.
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02-24-2012, 12:15 PM
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we used to drink the tea and chew the leaves to help with altitude adjustment and for energy on the Maccu Piccu hike.
You could buy it as a beverage at many restaraunts outside of the big cities as well.
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02-24-2012, 12:34 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybosh
Where do you find coca tea in Calgary? This is a legit question.
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You can find it in some specialty shops. Thing is that it has been decocainized.
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02-24-2012, 12:42 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Reminds me of Elaine and poppy seeds causing her to test positive for opium.
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02-24-2012, 12:44 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Nov 2003
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The funny thing is well I was drinking Coca tea I talking with my manager and supervisor we were joking about me failing and talking about Seinfeld too
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02-24-2012, 12:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taco.vidal
Reminds me of Elaine and poppy seeds causing her to test positive for opium.
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Really? It reminded you of that? Interesting.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Regulator75
Don't forget poppy seeds in baked goods, you will test positive for opium and you won't get to see the Kalahari bushmen.
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02-24-2012, 01:16 PM
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Omigosh, you can also test positive for reefer if someone blows smoke at you.
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02-24-2012, 01:19 PM
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My face is a bum!
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One of my favorite Peru pictures is a bag of Coca leaves for sale on a rack at 7-11..... right next to a Scotia Bank, both buildings made of mud brick.
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02-24-2012, 01:23 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiger
a friend that went to Columbia and gave me some. I haven't had it since I was in peru in 2003.
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Colombia.
Unless it was acquired on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, in which case please get me in touch with your source 
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02-24-2012, 01:23 PM
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In our early 20's my brother did coke, a bit too much, a lot. He failed a drug test for work and when telling me about it he proclaimed he didn't know how it happened. I asked was it coke, and he said yes. Thankfully he is past all that, a family man now, all together, but I'm glad he didn't coca tea 10 years ago, or I would have been in for a long story about that.
Cool story bro?
Yes it is.
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02-24-2012, 01:24 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
I didn't think Coca was alright to bring back to Canada. I'm guessing I had that wrong.
I loved when I was in Peru and they explained how in leaf form it wasn't a drug: "It's not a drug or anything, but the farmers just chew it so they can work all day without sleeping or eating" .... hmmmmmmm....
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It's definitely a drug, just starkly different from cocaine. Cocaine is obviously far more concentrated plus cut with a tonne of different chemicals on top of that.
When I was down there, I was curious as well to the relationship between the two, so I asked someone about it. He told me that cocaine is made from coca in about 1000:1 ratio. So that's 1kg of coca to make 1g of cocaine.
I'm not sure if that's accurate or not though, and I don't really feel like googling instructions on how to make cocaine while at work...
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