02-10-2012, 01:26 PM
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Norm!
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I loved this part
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User @Rocco_Castoro has a different source of information, tweeting “This just in: Kim Jong-un’s cause of death was being force-fed hotdogs and having a basketball bounced off his head repeatedly for 20 hours.”
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02-10-2012, 01:34 PM
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#42
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by saskflames96
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Yeah! As ofr 23:45 last night he was still looking at things.
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/
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02-10-2012, 01:37 PM
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#43
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
Harper is too busy playing ping pong!
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Stephen Harper recalls the tasty hot pot he had for lunch.
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02-10-2012, 01:38 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Oh, lest we seem heartless, thoughts and prayers to the Kim family. He was un of a kind...
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02-10-2012, 01:46 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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I hope we have Kim Jong-deux or Kim Jong-trois on deck.
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02-10-2012, 01:50 PM
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#46
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Airdrie, Alberta
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Confirmed #kimjongun assassinated in Okotoks,Alberta Canada.
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02-10-2012, 01:52 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raekwon
Confirmed #kimjongun assassinated in Okotoks,Alberta Canada.
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What's your source on this? It best be a reliable source.
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02-10-2012, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: DeWinton
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Maybe he just went to Tokyo Disneyland like his brother tried to do.. This could be one big ruse to fool people.
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02-10-2012, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jaydorn
What's your source on this? It best be a reliable source.
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I heard the death was accurate it's just that it was in Airdrie not Okotoks. Was found hanging in a closet, apparent suicide, suspected lack of social life and long commutes to blame.
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02-10-2012, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raekwon
Confirmed #kimjongun assassinated in Okotoks,Alberta Canada.
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Yup. Confirmed. He was sitting beside me @the Bullpen and
started to get mouthy and grabby with one of the waitresses.
She finally had enough and pegged him in the throat with
a SaltnPepper chicken wing.
Thoughts and prayers.
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02-10-2012, 02:02 PM
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All I can get
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BBC confirming his assassination. EDIT: Or not. Stupid Twitter.
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02-10-2012, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Am I the only one hoping that this is true, solely so we can watch another over the top funeral?
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02-10-2012, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
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LOL, what an awesome link, thanks! The hats they make their Military wear are AWFUL! Clearly wind tunnel tests were not done prior to purchasing. Man those things have a big front profile....
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02-10-2012, 02:09 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by ranchlandsselling
I heard the death was accurate it's just that it was in Airdrie not Okotoks. Was found hanging in a closet, apparent suicide, suspected lack of social life and long commutes to blame.
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This makes sense, I heard they had fewer than 100 kids for Halloween this year. Typical weak North Korean family values. He deserved to die.
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02-10-2012, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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He was just a fat man, never meanin' no harm...
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02-10-2012, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Notorious Honey Badger
anyone else read this as kim jong ill coming back to life after being un-assassinated?
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An interest varient popped up on the Forbes page:
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Kim Jong Un dead or Kim Jong Undead. Remember kids, spacing is the difference between assassinations and zombies
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02-10-2012, 02:39 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
BBC confirming his assassination. EDIT: Or not. Stupid Twitter.
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Kim Jong-Un Un-Assassinated
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02-10-2012, 02:41 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
LOL, what an awesome link, thanks! The hats they make their Military wear are AWFUL! Clearly wind tunnel tests were not done prior to purchasing. Man those things have a big front profile....
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Beyond the hats, them Communists really like their medals
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02-10-2012, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Beyond the hats, them Communists really like their medals
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Lol... poor guy ran out of space on his uniform. Look at the collar medal.
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02-10-2012, 02:44 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Could not be reached for comment:
(See this in case you don't get it.)
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