01-16-2012, 08:14 PM
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It is so cold that....
(finish the sentence)
It is so cold that ... for the first time in months I wasn't accosted by homeless people in my 2 block walk from the LRT/parking lot to my office.
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01-16-2012, 08:17 PM
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#2
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It's so cold that...
I've already forgotten what a gorgeous stretch we've had here and already started to bitch and moan about Calgary weather.
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01-16-2012, 08:20 PM
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First Line Centre
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...you could freeze the balls off a brass monkey??!!
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01-16-2012, 08:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzard
...you could freeze the balls off a brass monkey??!!
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Why would you want that?
Poor little monkey 
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01-16-2012, 08:24 PM
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It's so cold that...
I've been in my pajamas all day even though I fully know that men don't need pajamas. Men comfortably strut around their home naked frying meats and melting cheeses whilst chugging mead. It must be the shrinkage!
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01-16-2012, 08:30 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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its so cold that the cold feels like burning on your skin when you are out in it too long
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01-16-2012, 08:38 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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I'm enjoying this balmy east coast -10°C weather
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01-16-2012, 08:38 PM
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God of Hating Twitter
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Its so cold that..
People here in Iceland act shocked when I tell them about Canada's winters.
PEOPLE FROM ICELAND.... 
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01-16-2012, 08:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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It's so cold that going commando is not a good idea.
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01-16-2012, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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It's so cold that tomorrow, I may have to wear a sweater under my rain jacket...
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01-16-2012, 08:52 PM
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its so cold, within 30 seconds I have beard-sicles. This thing is supposed to keep my face warm...
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01-16-2012, 08:53 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sunshine Coast
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that you have to walk backwards when taking a leak because your urine freezes before it hits the ground.
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01-16-2012, 08:54 PM
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It's so cold that I've actually stopped wearing sandals.
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01-16-2012, 09:03 PM
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It's so cold that my Tauntaun froze before the first marker.
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01-16-2012, 09:06 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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It's so cold that I had to wear mittens while I rode my bike to work today.
You're all a bunch of sissies! 
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01-16-2012, 09:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nik-
It's so cold that my Tauntaun froze before the first marker.
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And I thought they smelled bad.... ontheoutside!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
It's so cold that I had to wear mittens while I rode my bike to work today.
You're all a bunch of sissies! |
Says the guy who wore his cute little "mittens".
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01-16-2012, 09:13 PM
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All I can get
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It's so cold that... the Progressive Conservatives have their hands in their own pockets.
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01-16-2012, 09:15 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Calgary, AB
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It's so cold that I'm looking forward to getting a fever.
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01-16-2012, 09:30 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Behind Enemy Lines
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Quote:
Originally Posted by killer_carlson
(finish the sentence)
It is so cold that ... for the first time in months I wasn't accosted by homeless people in my 2 block walk from the LRT/parking lot to my office.
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i totally got subjected to this today. Driving home at 845, just about leaving downtown edmonton, and a guy is waving his sign trying to get my attention. I was on my bluetooth, and the only car waiting for the light. T'was a little awkward.
Edit: and also -27
Last edited by krynski; 01-16-2012 at 09:39 PM.
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01-16-2012, 09:42 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Calgary
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It so cold that I'd set a dozen endangered white rhinos & giant pandas on fire if it meant not having to leave the house for the rest of the week.
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