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Old 12-31-2011, 09:28 PM   #1
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From the Atlantic time zone, here's to the Flames losing game 7 of the SCF this year (cause let's face it my teams don't actually win).

The band just finished playing Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash

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Old 01-01-2012, 05:42 AM   #3
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Waaayyy to much Zubrowka last night - and I don't even care for NYE.

Merry New Year!

Beef Jerky time!
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Old 01-01-2012, 06:38 AM   #6
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Here´s what I was doing last night, Happy New years!!

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Ughhh. Why the &$@¥ do dogs and babies get up so damn early?
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To reinforce why a vasectomy is the best thing ever.
I'm not entirely sure that a vasectomy is the best prevention against getting a dog.
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To reinforce why a vasectomy is the best thing ever.
Seeing as I'm up with the kid and my husband is in bed: does this mean I can give him a vasectomy while he's sleeping?
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Seeing as I'm up with the kid and my husband is in bed: does this mean I can give him a vasectomy while he's sleeping?
Actually surprisingly easy to do. What you need is a) electric rasor b) actual rasor blade c) lanacaine if you want to be gentle d) tennis ball and e) gauze

-shave area
-rub on lanacaine
-put tennis ball in his mouth
-slice open scrotum entirely and get both hands in there. Find vas deferens
-rip it apart (slicing with rasor will lead to clean cut which can heal together)
-forgot to tell you that you need some butterfly bandages. Oops. Use them to keep it closed

Should be good to go. Glad to help.

Oh, and you can trust me, I'm a pharmacist. I know about these kind of medical things
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Can you send me some black market Bactrim? Having the flu for 4 days (and puking) really screwed that regimen up.
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Can you send me some black market Bactrim? Having the flu for 4 days (and puking) really screwed that regimen up.
Oh don't get me started on antibiotic overuse....
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Well I do have quite a large abscess in my gum. Tooth remains as is until it's gone. ;(
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Well I do have quite a large abscess in my gum. Tooth remains as is until it's gone. ;(
I can give you do-it-yourself dental surgery advice as well if you like
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