You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.
I have no skills with this stuff, who's up for putting a hat on my guy?
My skillz are not the best...probably too small, i could not get it to look pixelated when enlarging the image. And i have no idea how to make a solid gif.