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Old 12-02-2011, 01:48 PM   #2001
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Hey Jane, get on that cake, I want chocolate wrapped in bacon and then re-iced with Chocolate.
With an all butter center. Mmmmmmmmm... butter.
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Old 12-02-2011, 01:55 PM   #2002
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Oh no, spies within the spies! This rabbit hole goes deep.

"Go bake a cake". Occupy Calgary promotes outdated notions of a females place in our society?
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:01 PM   #2003
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They've now changed it from "private" to "secret". LOL
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:06 PM   #2004
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Oh good god FL, I totally hooked into that site and realized, I'd probably just want to punch this guy clean in the face.

Why the violence Captain? Violence is wrong

Here's why

His favorite T.V. shows

Oprah, so you think you can dance, ellen Degeneris

Movies

The Secret, War/Dance

Books

A new Earth, the secret, the power of now


It gets better . . . or worse

http://brenttalbot.wordpress.com/

But wait there's more

He's basically an amway guy

http://www.eamega.com/58479762
I've known Brent for about 15 years, he used to be a great guy to hang with, but he had his issues with drugs, still does.

He went from a pretty normal guy to a insane person around the time he got into the ´Secret' ... Since then he's become this ultra spiritual, stupidly annoying guy that all his old friends can no longer stand. I continue to be his friend on facebook for the awesome nonsense he posts every few hours, man watching someone you know go from sane to this new age crazy is hilarious.
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:16 PM   #2005
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While I can't wait for to enjoy that tasty cake later this afternoon here's a gem from the proceedings:

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Protester x-examines #yyc parks official about damaged sod: "are you aware that grass dies in the winter and grows back in the spring?"
That's not quite right...
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:18 PM   #2006
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He went from a pretty normal guy to a insane person around the time he got into the ´Secret' ... Since then he's become this ultra spiritual, stupidly annoying guy that all his old friends can no longer stand. I continue to be his friend on facebook for the awesome nonsense he posts every few hours, man watching someone you know go from sane to this new age crazy is hilarious.
I think we all have someone like this on facebook, suddenly they are changing their name to Jane/Joe Gaia or something earth related and it's all downhill from there. Unfortunately for me it was the hot chick, such a shame to see all the hotness go crazy.
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Well of course, its the woman folk in the tent community that do the cookin, bakin and cleanin, and obviously they suck at all of that since they live in squalor, eat raw ravioli out of a can and they can't power their easy bake ovens thanks to how mean the city is about their reasonable demands for free electricity and heaters.
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:23 PM   #2008
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While I can't wait for to enjoy that tasty cake later this afternoon here's a gem from the proceedings:



That's not quite right...
I wonder if Heather is a secret name for Homer Simpson.

Drunken Rednecks in the jury.
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:24 PM   #2009
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According to twitter the judge stated they are out of there if they do the "twinkle fingers" thing again. What's the over/under on the judge throwing his gavel at them?
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:24 PM   #2010
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LOL they have just been reprimanded by the Judge for "finger wiggling"
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@HBGilbertson Heather Gilbertson


Tavis Ford is x-examining #yyc parks official, asking how many children have ever been billed for writing on parks property with chalk.


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I've known Brent for about 15 years, he used to be a great guy to hang with, but he had his issues with drugs, still does.

He went from a pretty normal guy to a insane person around the time he got into the ´Secret' ... Since then he's become this ultra spiritual, stupidly annoying guy that all his old friends can no longer stand. I continue to be his friend on facebook for the awesome nonsense he posts every few hours, man watching someone you know go from sane to this new age crazy is hilarious.
Anyone that lives their lives based on the secret needs to be banished to monster Island.

I swear that book was written by Brian Griffin.

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what a gong show.
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:31 PM   #2014
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Anyone that lives their lives based on the secret needs to be banished to monster Island.

I swear that book was written by Brian Griffin.

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Wish he watched this before the actual Secret movie, btw he never read the book just watched the movie.. funny how he lists the book.

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According to twitter the judge stated they are out of there if they do the "twinkle fingers" thing again. What's the over/under on the judge throwing his gavel at them?
I'm not a violent person, and I think violence should be a last resort after all other avenues have been explored... but twinkle fingers make me want to punch people.

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Anyone that lives their lives based on the secret needs to be banished to monster Island.
"Don't worry, it's just a name."
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:38 PM   #2017
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Occupy Group keeping it on topic during the cross examination of a city official:

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Occupy #yyc protester asks "are you aware while we've been discussing insignificant damage to a park, aprox 796 children died of hunger?"
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what a rambling bafoon.
I would like our city hall to adopt such hand gestures it would be a total laugh a thon.
Twinkle up, down twinkles, direct response, clarifying question etc.

This guy is made for City Hall.
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Alright so thus far today the protesters have tried the following arguments:
  • Grass dies in the winter
  • Children don't get ticketed for chalk on the sidewalk
  • 796 children have DIED while we debate damage to a park

God I hope they use the Chewbacca defence next! please please please


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Occupy #yyc protester asks "are you aware while we've been discussing insignificant damage to a park, aprox 796 children died of hunger?"
Wow, she bought up the whole McDonalds hot coffee defense.

In the time that we've discussed the plaintiffs burnt lap, a thousand children in the world have been denied basic humanitarian services.

You're honor, if the glove don't fit he don't know $$$$

Besides the fact Heather . . . . that damage to the park, has to be repaired and paid for by the city with tax dollars that come from the 99%, I think its awfully scummy that you're group doesn't realize that.

Or do they think that city money grows on windmills and is harvested by bubble gum fairies?
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