FS: Virginity for $15Gs

[schteve_d]

"must be sold" by Dec. 12.

A 19-year-old woman is selling her virginity for $15,000 through an Australian escort agency.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../18940431.html

[CaptainCrunch]

Does that include the prerequisite human sacrifice.

[Swayze11]

You could have at least posted the contact info for us lazy people that don't want to click the link.

[burn_this_city]

Can't you get the same thing is SE Asia for a couple hundred bucks?

[MarchHare]

Meh, someone does this every year or so.

This also seems like an appropriate place to quote Bill Maher when he commented about the absurdity of Islamist martys believing they'll receive 72 virgins in heaven: "That's no reward. After you've had two or three virgins, you want a pro."

[sureLoss]

She can strap herself in and feel the Gs.

[squiggs96]

Originally Posted by Swayze11

You could have at least posted the contact info for us lazy people that don't want to click the link.

You could have clicked the link in the time it took you to post your message.

[Lobotroth]

She won't be a virgin after the shipping and handling.

[MoneyGuy]

With 29% of us earning over $100,000, she should buy an ad on this site.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

The least believable part of this is that there's a virgin in Australia.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful

The least believable part of this is that there's a virgin in Australia.

She's an immigrant from China

[THE SCUD]

Originally Posted by squiggs96

You could have clicked the link in the time it took you to post your message.

You sir, have a broken:

[WhiteTiger]

Originally Posted by MarchHare

This also seems like an appropriate place to quote Bill Maher when he commented about the absurdity of Islamist martys believing they'll receive 72 virgins in heaven: "That's no reward. After you've had two or three virgins, you want a pro."

I've wondered about this too. I mean, what happens after? It would take a bit of time, but after you've gone through your 72 virgins, then what? Is it still heaven? Do the virgins get 'refreshed'? What happens 'after'?

[mikey_the_redneck]

Meh....been there done that.

Natalie Dylan did this in the US a couple years ago and got offers for as much as $3.8 million......

...and the best part? She has a degree in "women's studies"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_157329.html



Of course she went on Tyra and told the nation how "empowered" she is, and that she is going to finish her masters in "marriage and family therapy".
http://excelle.monster.com/news/arti...for-38-million

“I’ve had such a range of messages, from weirdos who say they love me, to those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me. …"

[Roof-Daddy]

Sooooo, 150 of us throw in $100 each?

She'll lose her virginity......and then some.


EDIT: And no, I'm not going last.

[Titan]

Originally Posted by Roof-Daddy

Sooooo, 150 of us throw in $100 each?

She'll lose her virginity......and then some.


EDIT: And no, I'm not going last.

Would it be offside to suggest Dion is going second?
n/m?

[lazypucker]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

...Natalie Dylan did this in the US a couple years ago and got offers for as much as $3.8 million......

So did she take up the offer? If not, then she is one dumb b*tch!!

P.S. Why didn't I think of selling my virginity when I was a teenager?

[Nage Waza]

Originally Posted by Roof-Daddy

Sooooo, 150 of us throw in $100 each?
She'll lose her virginity......and then some.

EDIT: And no, I'm not going last.

So do we all pitch in for Puckluck? Kill two birds with one stone.

[alan21]

If I put in $200 can I go twice?

[SebC]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Does that include the prerequisite human sacrifice.

Wait, prerequisite?

OMG.