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Old 11-07-2011, 04:39 PM   #1101
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Guy in light green shirt: "As soon as someone opens their eyes and looks at my knees, I'm gonna punch them so hard!"
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:40 PM   #1102
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So just to clarify, there is 4 to 1 loser dude to chick ratio at the protest about nothing? Further there appears to be an equal 8 to 1 loser dude to cute chick, and loser dude to fugly flower child ratio...

The cute chick could have her choice of any of the loser dudes, but she'd still come out the loser.
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:41 PM   #1103
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Fat guy standing in the background


"PPPPPPPPPBBBBTTTTTTTTT

I think I crapped my pants"
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:44 PM   #1104
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Ok, someone needs to put bubble captions on that photo. The order has been placed, now get to work and fill it you photo shop wizards.... Dion, you can try too.
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:46 PM   #1105
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What do you want to bet "Tubby dude in white shirt" and "Awesome Bill Cosby Sweater dude" play an EPIC game of magic tonight?
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:52 PM   #1106
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Guy in light green shirt: "As soon as someone opens their eyes and looks at my knees, I'm gonna punch them so hard!"
More like: "I am TOTALLY the only one doing this right!"
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:53 PM   #1107
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Guy in Green - "Sunflower told me that she really thinks that I'm one with the goddess Gia"

Sunflower (BLue and White shirt) - "Bart totally told me that he's going to pick me up in his new Jag and take me out to the Key for dinner, then he'll drop me off later on for tonights guitar sing along"

Guy in the Blue - "I totally miss my X-Box, hey my Iphone only gets one bar of reception here, City hall sucks"

Guy with the long hair - "I totally poo'd outside of Billy's tent last night, he doesn't suspect a thing"

Guy in the hoodie - "If I found out who crapped by my tent, I'm totally going violent on their a$$."

Guy in the short sleeve T-Shirt - "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands clap clap"

Guy in the vest - "Billy's pants are really snug to his crotch, I could stare at that view all day, these meditation poses are awesome"

Chick with glasses - "My leg hair is totally intertwined with mother earth, and my pant fabric"

Dude in the back - "pppppbbbbbbt"
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:54 PM   #1108
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Ok, I have a challenge for you.

Go to the dog park, and pick up a random turd with a baggie, the first one you see. Got that done... great.

Now, take a dump in your bathtub, and pick it up with a baggie.

See the difference?

Why out of the tub can't I just grab mine from your mom's chest?

Too much?
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MMMOOOM Would you tell me if you were in a German Schizer video"

And I'm not googling the correct spelling of that movie type.
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:57 PM   #1110
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Haha, Sliver's doing a pretty bad job of hiding the fact that he's DESS, with all the over the top dog hatred in this thread.

Although, to his credit, he did post fro quite awhile with his new username without bringing attention to himself.
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:01 PM   #1111
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Why out of the tub can't I just grab mine from your mom's chest?

Too much?
Yes.
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:16 PM   #1112
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Both motions in front of Council re: Occupy including the City's action plan pass uninimously.
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:21 PM   #1113
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Chick with glasses - "My leg hair is totally intertwined with mother earth, and my pant fabric"
this just made me spray my coffee out my nose.
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:26 PM   #1114
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Both motions in front of Council re: Occupy including the City's action plan pass uninimously.
I'm impressed, Nenshi must be "off his meds".
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:34 PM   #1115
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Been 13 years since full time at the U of C, but that loitering crew looks like the similar crew that would be breaking out the 12 sided dice in Mac Hall for 3 hours a day, every day, taking up 4 tables between their WMST, COMP and PHIL courses.
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Old 11-07-2011, 06:11 PM   #1116
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Global news just reported that city council is going to start issuing $100 fines for the tents. It's a start, the protesters contend they are not leaving with or without tents.

Hey if they've got the stones to sit out all night in -20 with just their signs and no tents/shelter I'll have a bit more respect for em.

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Old 11-07-2011, 06:45 PM   #1117
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Global news just reported that city council is going to start issuing $100 fines for the tents. It's a start, the protesters content they are not leaving with or without tents.
That covers bylaw #9

http://www.calgary.ca/CA/City-Clerks...ksPathways.pdf

Then there's

#4 100.00
#17 $200.00
#25 (both 1 & 2) 100.00 X 2
#30 100.00

All X 22+ days

LOL, who am I kidding; it will never happen.

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Hey if they've got the stones to sit out all night in -20 with just their signs and no tents/shelter I'll have a bit more respect for em.
They will have to do that at Shaw Millenium Park, is only one open to public 24 hours a day.
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Old 11-07-2011, 06:51 PM   #1118
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Wonder if Tawnee7 is losing her nut right now.
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Old 11-07-2011, 06:56 PM   #1119
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Wonder if Tawnee7 is losing her nut right now.
That's okay, they'll just ask the American Federal Reserve to print more money for them to pay for the tickets. The US does it all the time.

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Old 11-07-2011, 07:13 PM   #1120
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Is Tawnee7 the one in the lululemon pants?
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