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Old 10-27-2011, 07:37 AM   #41
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Im sure if anyone can photoshop/airbrush her into something worth looking at Playboy can...

I wonder what will be next for miss Lohan...hardcore porn???
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Old 10-27-2011, 07:52 AM   #42
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Im sure if anyone can photoshop/airbrush her into something worth looking at Playboy can...

I wonder what will be next for miss Lohan...hardcore pawn???

Love that show.
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Old 10-27-2011, 08:58 AM   #43
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it is only a matter of time before she is starring in a movie with chyna and joey buttafuco.......
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:09 AM   #44
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wouldn't this magazine be more appropriate?

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Old 10-27-2011, 12:38 PM   #45
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Ditto on the photoshop OT work lol, she's so undesirable now, I'm surprised Playboy will pay her that much!
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:53 PM   #46
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Ditto on the photoshop OT work lol, she's so undesirable now, I'm surprised Playboy will pay her that much!
They have the potential to make quite a bit more off of this because even if she isn't all that attractive, people will be curious to see.
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:58 PM   #47
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Men are generally attracted to healthy women, worked that way through history. Lohan is not healthy, she looks like she binges on cocaine and mcdonald's before breakfast.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:42 PM   #48
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We have an inate instinct to avoid woman that might not be able to bear healthy children, then we get drunk and completely ignore that instinct.
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She may not be the worst Playboy Playmate ever, but she'll definitely be in the conversation. Probably a tossup between her and Marge Simpson...
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:48 PM   #50
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Haven't we already seen her titties and gash on the internet?
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:49 PM   #51
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She may not be the worst Playboy Playmate ever, but she'll definitely be in the conversation. Probably a tossup between her and Marge Simpson...
Marge Simpson wins...
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:53 PM   #52
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Seriously, this is a girl who we as men all look at and talk about how she has let herself go. But if one of us ####ed her, we would be high-fiveing strangers on the C-Train
I would be happy to gigiddy her gigiddy-goo in order to receive high-fives from strangers on a C-train....
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:09 PM   #53
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a second round of high-fives would be in order when the meds finally take care of that - it burns when i P feeling.....

She used to be such a nice girl......
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Old 10-27-2011, 08:42 PM   #54
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If any of the Mean Girls should be posing in playboy, it should be Lacey Chabert.....

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Agreed, she was the best one (though they're all spank bank worthy). Also the original voice of Meg Griffin from season 1.
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:01 PM   #56
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Agreed, she was the best one (though they're all spank bank worthy). Also the original voice of Meg Griffin from season 1.
But quit the show because the found the content objectionable. Maybe she'd still have an active career had she not left.
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:09 PM   #57
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5 years ago she was worth getting a divorce, now not even close!

Worth it....



Not...

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Old 10-27-2011, 09:15 PM   #58
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Look at those pictures again, with the yellow teeth, the nicotine stained hands and the cuts and burns on her fingers, she is not hot unless you're jonesing for a coke fix and you want to lick the residue off of her face and fingers.

Not to defend cocaine here, but those issues she has asthetically aren't because of doing blow. That would likely be crack or meth, although I doubt she does meth.
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:19 PM   #59
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Too bad shes got such a busted face now
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:20 PM   #60
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As long as they airbrush her to perfection, I can live with that.

5 years ago, she was the hottest thing alive IMO.
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