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Old 10-26-2011, 07:31 PM   #21
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Meh .........she already showed her boobs in the Machete movie.

But yet I wonder .........if the carpet matches the drapes.

^^Wtf?^^
Does cocaine mess your teeth up and discolour your hands?
They said it was a body double in Machete.
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Old 10-26-2011, 07:52 PM   #22
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Meh .........she already showed her boobs in the Machete movie.

But yet I wonder .........if the carpet matches the drapes.

^^Wtf?^^
Does cocaine mess your teeth up and discolour your hands?
A hot crack pipe and digging in the backyard for treasure does.

Wait, I opened the wrong thread. Back to voting.
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Old 10-26-2011, 07:54 PM   #23
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They said it was a body double in Machete.
I think that was just for Jessica Alba. Pretty sure Lohan did her own scene.
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Old 10-26-2011, 07:54 PM   #24
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I'd think its meth more than crack, I'm no expert though.

This would have been welcome news 5 years ago, but without the airbrush guy working OT she will look pretty gross.
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Old 10-26-2011, 08:00 PM   #25
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Whoever is gonna be photoshopping her vagina better call their family to tell them not to wait up.
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I think she's well past Playboy and ready for some DAP action...
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Ten years ago she would have been 14. Creep.
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Seriously, this is a girl who we as men all look at and talk about how she has let herself go. But if one of us ####ed her, we would be high-fiveing strangers on the C-Train
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Meh .........she already showed her boobs in the Machete movie.

But yet I wonder .........if the carpet matches the drapes.

^^Wtf?^^
Does cocaine mess your teeth up and discolour your hands?
No chance that was her
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Old 10-26-2011, 08:39 PM   #30
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Lindsay Lohan was hot back in the "Mean Girls" days.

Now? Blech.
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Old 10-26-2011, 08:43 PM   #31
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Not directed at you in particular or towards lindsay in general but it always makes me laugh when some random internet live in their moms basement trolls cut down hot chicks on the net and say they're not hot when in real life they'd probably have a hard on if the chick brushed past them going down the street.
Look at those pictures again, with the yellow teeth, the nicotine stained hands and the cuts and burns on her fingers, she is not hot unless you're jonesing for a coke fix and you want to lick the residue off of her face and fingers.

She went from cute to 40 year old unhealthy looking haggard in a hurry.

She wouldn't give me a boner, because the old boner would be screaming don't even think about it man in my brain.

she's a cautionary tail on why liquor and hard drugs are incredibly destructive.

Plus she reeks of the whole, holy crap all my money is gone and the only thing that I have left is my body since I can't be insured to make movies.

But then again, at the height of her movie making, hole career I thought Courtney Love was really nice to look at, then she quickly became a dead flower.
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Old 10-26-2011, 08:45 PM   #32
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Meh .........she already showed her boobs in the Machete movie.

But yet I wonder .........if the carpet matches the drapes.

^^Wtf?^^
Does cocaine mess your teeth up and discolour your hands?
she's also a pretty heavy smoker.

And one of the first things that go when your a heavy drug user is your need to keep up your hygiene.

Plus she probably can't afford 10,000 teeth whitening treatments and a professional hair and makeup team on call.

Plus I tend to think, she just doesn't give a crap.
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Seriously, this is a girl who we as men all look at and talk about how she has let herself go. But if one of us ####ed her, we would be high-fiveing strangers on the C-Train
Probably wouldn't be, we'd be too busy running to the free clinic while keeping our legs clenched together to relieve that burning crawling feeling.
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Whoever is gonna be photoshopping her vagina better call their family to tell them not to wait up.
More along the lines of

Photographer - "Really Lindsay this isn't Swank magazine you don't have to put your legs behind your head and make smiley faces with it"
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Old 10-26-2011, 10:00 PM   #35
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You can tell that by looking at her she would probably not appeal to all 5 senses.
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Ten years ago she would have been 14. Creep.
7 years ago then if you want to get technical (she's 25).
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Old 10-26-2011, 11:11 PM   #37
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I love celebrity train wrecks, but this one is slow and boring and doesn't have enough fire and explosions.
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Old 10-26-2011, 11:12 PM   #38
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you people are ridiculous.

i can devote a 5 minute google search to this when it comes out, +1 for lohan.
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Old 10-26-2011, 11:33 PM   #39
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dynamite tags. Well done!
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she's a cautionary tail .

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