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What ever happened to the old and simple thing where the father of the bride asks that all the men she ever gave keys to; they have to give them back now. Then have 20-30 guys come forward to drop off the keys? Want to spice it up, have him say "Is that everybody?" Then a few women also drop off keys.
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What ever happened to the old and simple thing where the father of the bride asks that all the men she ever gave keys to; they have to give them back now. Then have 20-30 guys come forward to drop off the keys? Want to spice it up, have him say "Is that everybody?" Then a few women also drop off keys.
Does your girl like batman? When announcing your entrance..."Please put your hands together for Mr. and Mrs Scotty2hotty..." you can play the batman theme from the Chris Nolan movie
Be sure to attach sonic wave noises that bats are attracted to your bride's gown. Then, release the hundreds of bats.
Your reception will be the most badass reception ever.
It would be even more badass if you can dress up as batman, then go "keysi fighting method" on all your guests.
Yo, if you do take my idea, can I come to your wedding? I'll bring my own food.
Last edited by TheyCallMeBruce; 10-21-2011 at 11:20 AM.
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Stand up and announce that you're gay, and that you realized it when you became attracted to the guy that measured the inseam of your tux, and that your running away to Aruba with Tad, and that your terribly sorry.
Then mince out of the reception.
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I say that singing a song will be a good idea, especially if you can play the guitar at the same time. Pick one of those super cheesy love songs like "Everything I Do" or something from Elvis.
Or if you have stage fright, then buy her a diamond pendant or something.
don't do anything at the reception at all and then when the night is over and you retire to your matrimonial bed kiss her on the cheek, fart, roll over and pass out.
That'll surprise the hell out of her, and she'll love you forever and ever.
On a side note I never knew that you are supposed to get a wedding gift for your wife from yourself? I thought giving her the use of my body and wallet for the rest of my life was enough, whodathunk!
She only needs the wallet, you and your body can head down to the basement and make friends with the computor and a pack of tissues.
Have you considered something with ferrets or weasels? Does she like ferrets or weasels?
If she likes weasels (for example), you could maybe do something like hiring about 50 weasels, and have them in cages just outside the room. Then, during the reception, have someone release all the weasels into the room.
I am certain your new bride will give you a surprised look and an "Oh, you!" look before shaking her head at your shenanigans. It will be a perfect start to the marriage, and you can explain that it symbolizes the chaos and inevitable blood that marriage represents. Women dig symbolism.
But a lot of this turns on whether your fiancee likes weasels. I suppose you could choose other animals if you like them better. Elephants would be pretty kick ass too, I think. Or rhinos! Rhinos would be special because there are only like 50 of them in the world. Any woman would appreciate that.
Let me know if you need 50 weasels though. I know a guy.
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Last edited by Cecil Terwilliger; 10-21-2011 at 04:24 PM.
Scotty2Hotty, the answer is right in your name.
Stand up to make a toast and tell her you're 2 Cool for her and then do the worm towards your gay lover Grandmaster Sexay.
Make sure you mention you prefer to marry into royalty as Brian Christopher's dad is a King who once kicked Bret right in the Hart.
Go to the Summerhill Winery in Kelowna. Proceed to get right ****faced. Round up 3 buddys and one stranger, then climb to the top of the concrete pillar in front of the pyamid. Have everyone plus yourself remove all clothing and have a naked photoshoot with table cameras until little Timmy that works there is forced by his boss to kick the 5 naked guys off the pillar. Reception complete.
go to the summerhill winery in kelowna. Proceed to get right ****faced. Round up 3 buddys and one stranger, then climb to the top of the concrete pillar in front of the pyamid. Have everyone plus yourself remove all clothing and have a naked photoshoot with table cameras until little timmy that works there is forced by his boss to kick the 5 naked guys off the pillar. Reception complete.
Get you and your buddies and try something like this...
I was at a wedding 3 weeks ago and they had a flashmob dance. I had no idea what was going on and like 30 people were part of it. I guessed they practised once a week 3 weeks prior and all synced the dance.
