Hey gang, I'm getting married in November and my fiance is obsessed with the idea that I'm going to surprise her with something at the reception.
Pretty sure she's been watching too many Youtube videos. The ones where the guests and bridal party have some song planned out and choreographed.
At first I thought she was joking. Now I realize that she's about 80% serious and will be disappointed if nothing happens. God forbid, you know, getting married was enough
Anyhow, anyone have any ideas for a nice reception surprise for my soon to be bride? I'm at a loss.
Cheers!
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Hey gang, I'm getting married in November and my fiance is obsessed with the idea that I'm going to surprise her with something at the reception.
Pretty sure she's been watching too many Youtube videos. The ones where the guests and bridal party have some song planned out and choreographed.
At first I thought she was joking. Now I realize that she's about 80% serious and will be disappointed if nothing happens. God forbid, you know, getting married was enough
Anyhow, anyone have any ideas for a nice reception surprise for my soon to be bride? I'm at a loss.
Cheers!
Don't show up for the wedding....SURPRISE!
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Can you sing? At least passably well?
No big prep, no choregraphy, just you singing her a song. Even if you suck, she will likely be impressed by your courage.
If America's Funniest Home Videos has taught me anything, reception surprises usually involve someone falling into the cake, falling into a pool, or getting hit in the groin.
Have you considered something with ferrets or weasels? Does she like ferrets or weasels?
If she likes weasels (for example), you could maybe do something like hiring about 50 weasels, and have them in cages just outside the room. Then, during the reception, have someone release all the weasels into the room.
I am certain your new bride will give you a surprised look and an "Oh, you!" look before shaking her head at your shenanigans. It will be a perfect start to the marriage, and you can explain that it symbolizes the chaos and inevitable blood that marriage represents. Women dig symbolism.
But a lot of this turns on whether your fiancee likes weasels. I suppose you could choose other animals if you like them better. Elephants would be pretty kick ass too, I think. Or rhinos! Rhinos would be special because there are only like 50 of them in the world. Any woman would appreciate that.
Let me know if you need 50 weasels though. I know a guy.
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Can you sing? At least passably well?
No big prep, no choregraphy, just you singing her a song. Even if you suck, she will likely be impressed by your courage.
don't do anything at the reception at all and then when the night is over and you retire to your matrimonial bed kiss her on the cheek, fart, roll over and pass out.
That'll surprise the hell out of her, and she'll love you forever and ever.
On a side note I never knew that you are supposed to get a wedding gift for your wife from yourself? I thought giving her the use of my body and wallet for the rest of my life was enough, whodathunk!
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I wont say if I have been to a wedding where this has happened before or not but I will jsut throw it out there.
Hire an actress to "crash" the wedding posing a jealous ex, then in full view of everyone proclaim your love for your wife and tell this woman its never going to happen, she will walk/run off and you will look awesome. It makes it more believeable if the actress is much hotter than your wife but not so hot that it would be inconceivable that you would say no to her and yes to your wife.
The only people the wiser are you and your buddy or buddies that know about the ruse.
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I wont say if I have been to a wedding where this has happened before or not but I will jsut throw it out there.
Hire an actress to "crash" the wedding posing a jealous ex, then in full view of everyone proclaim your love for your wife and tell this woman its never going to happen, she will walk/run off and you will look awesome. It makes it more believeable if the actress is much hotter than your wife but not so hot that it would be inconceivable that you would say no to her and yes to your wife.
The only people the wiser are you and your buddy or buddies that know about the ruse.
You could have just said "this has never happened but it's what I want at my wedding."
I wont say if I have been to a wedding where this has happened before or not but I will jsut throw it out there.
Hire an actress to "crash" the wedding posing a jealous ex, then in full view of everyone proclaim your love for your wife and tell this woman its never going to happen, she will walk/run off and you will look awesome. It makes it more believeable if the actress is much hotter than your wife but not so hot that it would be inconceivable that you would say no to her and yes to your wife.
The only people the wiser are you and your buddy or buddies that know about the ruse.
Yeah and then the drunken bridesmaids beat her to a pulp and pull all of her hair out.
Meanwhile your brides screams that her wedding is ruined and dashes to the hotel room with her mom and dad tailing after her.
Meanwhile your drunken uncle offers to drive the actress home and she's never heard from again but the trunk of his car smells like slightly rotten hamburger.
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