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Old 10-12-2011, 10:13 PM   #21
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:21 PM   #22
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Clarkey sounds kinda English too, doesn't it?
Based on Bobby "hacked a Rusky's ankle" Clarke.
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:28 PM   #23
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I think Richard Alpert's name has to take the cake. He was an associate of Timothy Leary during their LSD experiments and later went to India and got an Indian Guru who gave him the unfortunate name, Ram Dass, which he still uses.
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:32 PM   #24
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I knew a Bobby Jo as well, she was pretty hot for a milf, had a ton of tats and was probably just over 5 feet.
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:33 PM   #25
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:35 PM   #26
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I went to school with a guy named Baby Boy. His parents hadn't named him when he was born, so the hospital put that on his birth certificate under the assumption that they'd change it. They never did.
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:37 PM   #27
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I went to school with a guy named Baby Boy. His parents hadn't named him when he was born, so the hospital put that on his birth certificate under the assumption that they'd change it. They never did.
You must have gone to school in Edmonton.
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:41 PM   #28
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I went to school with a guy named Baby Boy. His parents hadn't named him when he was born, so the hospital put that on his birth certificate under the assumption that they'd change it. They never did.
hahahahahaahahaaha
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:44 PM   #29
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Anyone who tries to take a name and spell it in a phonetically mangled way using horrible spelling and phonics in an effort to make their "special child" "unique" and stand out. For instance:

Lauren = Lawren
Georgia = Jorja (no, not hor-ha, the J's become G's)
Chloe = Klowie
Faith = Fayth

Whenever I see this I can help but think of the line from Fight Club:

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 17


Sorry little Johnnie. You're not that special.
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:52 PM   #30
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^ Makensie. As if the first version isn't already borderline ######ed.
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:02 PM   #31
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Worst guy name I saw was "Harry Ball". Hate female name Gertie/Gertrude. Not a fan of unisex names, like Chris, Tracy, Stacy, Aaron/Erin, Leslie, etc.
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:04 PM   #32
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Worst guy name I saw was "Harry Ball". Hate female name Gertie/Gertrude. Not a fan of unisex names, like Chris, Tracy, Stacy, Aaron/Erin, Leslie, etc.
Is that worse than Kent Hehr?
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:04 PM   #33
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"Uniquely" spelled special snowflake names truly are the worst. Unless you're honoring some family member, there are no excuses.

The sad thing is I'm sure this forum is littered with people who committed this crime.
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:07 PM   #34
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Is that worse than Kent Hehr?
Or how about his dad, Dick Hehr. I also know a guy named Harry Assen.
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:10 PM   #35
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:11 PM   #36
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Raffi.

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Old 10-12-2011, 11:13 PM   #37
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Used to work with a guy named Phonepaseut. No joke.
Is it this guy?
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:58 PM   #39
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Looking at previous graduation photos at my school, some kid named Trannie graduated in 2002. And this was a guy. TRANNIE. SERIOUSLY. no bullfoolin
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Mormons make up names. I recall a family with children named Telmar and Calon.
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