Worst Movies

[Hakan]

Is there anything Uwe Boll hasn't butchered?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/

[Flashpoint]

Originally Posted by Hakan

Is there anything Uwe Boll hasn't butchered?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/

No. No there is not.

[duncan]

I agree with Dark Water, absolutley pathetic movie. Recently watched Broken Flowers, and hated it as well.

[Hakan]

Seriously check out that page some of the reviews of his movie are downright classic.

"If nothing else, Alone in the Dark proves that it's possible to 'dumb down' a video game."

"Alone in the Dark co-stars perpetual party-girl Tara Reid as an archeologist. That alone should give you some clue as to how bad this movie is."

"[Uwe Boll] makes things on the cheap...so people keep giving him money, even though he doesn’t seem to know how to point a camera at his actors, let alone operate it."

"Saying Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."

[TheyCallMeBruce]

you all have it easy. Glitter will go down as the worst movie in hisotry.

[Muta]

Originally Posted by habernac

can't believe that piece of **** Napoleon Dynamite hasn't been mentioned. Terrible movie.

I guess you have to have the right sense of humour to appreciate this film.

that said, I can completely understand why some would be turned off with this film, even though I'm a supporter of it. you either love it or you hate it.

[simonsays]

I have to disagree with you on Battlefield Earth troutman, that movie was funnier than K. Costners 'The Postman'. That Travolta vehical actually brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard, "let's see now, we're switching scenes again, maybe we should do some kind of screen wipe like in starwars, yeah people liked starwars right?"

As for recent flicks I'll pick Alexander. Any time Val Kilmer out acts the rest of the crew you know there's something seriously wrong with your epic.

[Dublin]

Worst movie I've seen is definatly Two For the Money. Sucks long and hard.

Stepping back to discussion about What the Bleep, the new age stuff in it was a bit hard to swallow, but I've seen it several times, and the discussions on what quantum mechanics suggest (and have proved) is possible I found to be extremely interesting.

Originally Posted by flashpoint

BloodRayne.

We made the games. Uwe Boll butchered the movie.

Flash, do you work at Terminal Reality / Majesco Games, or am I misreading that?

[return to the red]

I made the unfortunate mistake of seeing a movie called "defending your life" I thought it was going to be a action but nope it was all about someone trying to get into heaven after they died

another dumper that I want my 5 bucks back for renting was "Sideways"...holly frick was that a bad movie I don't know how it was even concidered for an award...on second thought I'm not a guy going through a mid-life crisis so I guess I didn't relate to any of it

[socalwingfan]

#1 by far - Daredevil - but I also hated Lost in Translation which everyone seemed to love - so what do i know

[rubecube]

The Forgotten was pretty bad. I used to work at a video store and that's the only movie I refused to rent to people.

[Eastern Girl]

From Justin to Kelly, the American Idol movie. It was on Muchmusic, and I just couldn't keep from watching it. The whole thing was like nails on a chalkboard. That Justin Guarini (sp?) is gross. Don't know why the ladies all seemed to go crazy for that boy.

[jolinar of malkshor]

I walked out on the remake of avenger.

Complete pile horse poop.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

From Justin to Kelly, the American Idol movie. It was on Muchmusic, and I just couldn't keep from watching it. The whole thing was like nails on a chalkboard. That Justin Guarini (sp?) is gross. Don't know why the ladies all seemed to go crazy for that boy.

Because he's famous? Seriously, the ladies would go crazy for Chris Elliot if he could sing.

[Ironhorse]

Best add Ishtar to the list also. And then to think I took a hot date to that movie too....

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by Ironhorse

Best add Ishtar to the list also. And then to think I took a hot date to that movie too....

Nothing turns a woman on like Warren Beatty in the desert...

[Clarkey]

I've never seen it but I'm willing to bet the movie "You just got served" is one of the worst ever made. It's some dancing movie where instead of fighting these guys settle a score with a 'dance off'. It was on the bargain rack at liquidation world.

[J pold]

So many to think of

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The forgotten
Daredevil
Anything done by Uwe Bole
OpenRange

Ahh I’m at a bock here I can think of so many more

[JBR]

Viva Kneivel

[CaramonLS]

Freddie got Fingered.

Hands down the worst movie ever made. I mean, wow, just wow.