Health Canada: Don't buy your semen online. - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Deelow · 08-29-2011, 11:26 AM

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories...ations-110829/

Health Canada warns that Canadian women should be cautious of websites advertising "fresh" semen with claims that the semen donors have been properly screened and tested.
"Such claims may not be true," the agency says.
While a number of websites offer fresh donor semen to Canadian women, distributing fresh semen is actually prohibited in Canada.

So ya....

Titan · 08-29-2011, 11:35 AM

WE can still sell it online though right?

Titan · 08-29-2011, 11:36 AM

Wait, you mean fapping in front of a computer is NOT how you sell it online? Damn, think of the inventory I have wasted!!!

jammies · 08-29-2011, 11:38 AM

I prefer to deliver my semen in person. Sure, you might pay a little more, but it's guaranteed fresh.

Deelow · 08-29-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jammies

I prefer to deliver my semen in person. Sure, you might pay a little more, but it's guaranteed fresh.

guaranteed in 30 seconds or it's free?

Rathji · 08-29-2011, 11:43 AM

Wait, you can buy semen online?

At what point, if you are buying something online, do you need to be reminded that it isn't going to be fresh?

dustyanddaflames · 08-29-2011, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Titan

Wait, you mean fapping in front of a computer is NOT how you sell it online? Damn, think of the inventory I have wasted!!!

Silly cat, I've been collecting mine in kleenex since 1994

indierockorgy · 08-29-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rathji

Wait, you can buy semen online?

At what point, if you are buying something online, do you need to be reminded that it isn't going to be fresh?

are we men rational at all in any sense about anything to do with female genitalia/sexuality?

We're not, are we?

I automatically assume the same applies to women re male genitalia/sexuality. Some people think they're smarter about it or don't think with their sex organs like us cursed males do, but that's just a lie. They're just wrong and stupid in a different way.

And since I'm a male, I believe that women are so eager for semen that they don't care where it comes from and when in an online ordering frenzy, are not thinking very well.