08-22-2011, 09:54 PM
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#21
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Walking up those see through stairs sometimes gives me the feeling that someone or something is gonna grab my foot and pull me down.
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08-22-2011, 09:55 PM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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Whenever I'm holding a newborn I fear I'll have a sudden convulsion and snap the thing like a twig.
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08-22-2011, 09:56 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
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I sometimes look over waist high guard rails from a couple floors up and wonder how much it'd stress out my legs trying to jump over the rail.
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08-22-2011, 09:58 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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whenever I get any kind of scan or test where I''m hooked up with some sort of wires to a computer.... I'm always worried that they can read my thoughts.
I quickly start thinking about jumping out of the chair and using it to smash the hell out of the nurse. If she doesn't flinch then I know I'm ok
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08-22-2011, 09:59 PM
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#25
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Scoring Winger
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I'm convinced that I'm going to get pushed in front of or just fall onto the train tracks. I think about it every time I even think about taking the ctrain somewhere.
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08-22-2011, 10:24 PM
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#26
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Scoring Winger
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Seatbelt breaking my sternum in a high speed collision while driving on the Deerfoot. None of the other potential serious injuries seem to occupy my thoughts/freak me out.
Guy at work named Nick says hi, and I always reply in my mind "Hi! Dr. Nick!"
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08-22-2011, 10:30 PM
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#27
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Scoring Winger
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Taking a dump and thinking about an escaped sewer snake (with fangs) biting my dink bag or my anus.. Unpleasant..
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08-22-2011, 10:30 PM
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#28
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Have had 4 MRI's done in the past few years. Everytime I was inside the tube thoughts would race through my mind about the power going off and the medical staff being unable to get me out.
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08-22-2011, 10:34 PM
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#29
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Regulator75
Walking up those see through stairs sometimes gives me the feeling that someone or something is gonna grab my foot and pull me down.
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When I walk up stairs, I always think "don't trip on any of the steps", and the rest is history as I stumble my way to the top.
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08-22-2011, 10:40 PM
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#30
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flizzenflozz
Taking a dump and thinking about an escaped sewer snake (with fangs) biting my dink bag or my anus.. Unpleasant..
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Mine is blowing a vein valve when pushing too hard and dying of heart failure on the can.
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08-22-2011, 10:43 PM
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#31
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#1 Goaltender
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Whenever I see an abandoned car idling in front of a store I want to drive it and hide it somewhere in the parking lot.
When I'm driving I think about crossing over into oncoming traffic.
When I'm walking, be it in malls, sidewalks, whatever I always avoid stepping on the lines in the ground (like between tiles, or between cement block things on the sidewalk)
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08-22-2011, 10:44 PM
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#32
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada aka Flames Country
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stay Golden
that stupid bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror thing still creeps me out.
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Same here.
I attempted to see what would happen if I said "Bloody Mary" three times, but I stopped after I said it twice. I then went running out of my house screaming like I was in some kind of a horror movie. My next door neighbor thought I was crazy. 
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08-22-2011, 10:50 PM
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#33
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Likes Cartoons
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Sometimes when I go to bed, I think that I will never wake up again, and no one will find my dead body until weeks later.
Then, I emerge from my cocoon as a butterfly.
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08-22-2011, 10:54 PM
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#34
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RealtorŪ
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Calgary
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death.... as a "young pup" you feel invincible and then out of no where it all changes. The amount and power that disease has today is incredible. The fact we spend how much we do to find cures and nothing is available is even more incredible.
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08-22-2011, 10:55 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sluggo
Mine is blowing a vein valve when pushing too hard and dying of heart failure on the can.
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Ah, the old R.I.P. - Rest In Presley.
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08-22-2011, 10:59 PM
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#36
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RANDOM USER TITLE CHANGE
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: South Calgary
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I always want to run down aisles at grocery stores with my arms out and knock everything off the racks.
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08-22-2011, 11:18 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: 서울특별시
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burn_this_city
Sometimes when I'm driving on the highway I imagine an oncoming car crossing the line and smoking me.
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Same but different. I choose a number at random and then cross the line at the appropriate car and smoke them.
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08-22-2011, 11:22 PM
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#38
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Norm!
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On a serious note, over the last three weeks as I've been looking for work that nobody would want to hire me, and then it went to some really serious real doubt that no matter what skill set I have, that they were going to hire someone younger and cheaper.
Thank god I can throw those doubts out now.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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08-22-2011, 11:28 PM
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#39
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Powerplay Quarterback
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That a pilot of a flight I'm on is super hungover
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08-22-2011, 11:30 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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I sometimes wonder what would happen if I just went off and beat someone to death with whatever inanimate object was closest. Sitting at work...god I want to pummel you with this damned 3 hole punch...driving...maybe I could just run you off the road and laugh as your car burst into flames, your family crying oh so sad...at the store...just grab you and shovel Clorox down your throat and laugh as you gurgle on the poisonous suds....How awesome would it be to just eliminate the morons you see daily. Or maybe not.
...I thought we were opening up.
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