08-22-2011, 01:22 PM
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You are one for words AB, excellent story telling!
Oh and obligatory "pics or it didn't happen"
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After a night out, a couple girlfriends stay with me. You know, for pillow fights and makeout sessions.
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08-22-2011, 01:29 PM
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#42
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Originally Posted by AnastasiaBeaverhousen
...and at least Beaverho puts out." ..."
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hahaha!!
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08-22-2011, 01:32 PM
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#43
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You are quite the wordsmith. I like it.
You have the talent to truly convey your rage into your text, and offset it with a little dry humour.
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08-22-2011, 01:39 PM
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Please tell me you have a blog. Love the writing style.
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08-22-2011, 01:46 PM
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Great update. Very funny.
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08-22-2011, 01:47 PM
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If you had burned the house down with them in it, nickleback would have no fans.
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08-22-2011, 02:56 PM
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Best. Thread. Ever.
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08-22-2011, 02:57 PM
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I'm interested how she likes her head slammed against the headboard.
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08-22-2011, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by PIMking
I'm interested how she likes her head slammed against the headboard.
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Wait... what?
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08-22-2011, 03:02 PM
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Wait... what?
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From the OP
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Originally Posted by AnastasiaBeaverhousen
I can feel the bass, especially if I'm sitting in bed. And if I'm getting railed against my headboard, at least buy me dinner first.
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08-22-2011, 03:19 PM
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Just.........awesome.
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08-22-2011, 03:27 PM
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Location: Calgary
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Beaverho
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08-22-2011, 04:38 PM
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I believe in the Pony Power
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I looked at this thread countless times but never clicked on it until today - thank god I did. Some of CP's best threads are the ones you almost ignore.
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08-22-2011, 04:43 PM
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Yup, great thread and excellent storytelling. Bravo.
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08-22-2011, 05:45 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jun 2009
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At first i didn't realize op was a female, that makes the thread and her working that much better.
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08-22-2011, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by AnastasiaBeaverhousen
After my last post and another night of unrelenting BS, I packed up and stayed at my parents house, much to their delight. (Okay, they're out of town too but STILL. They're in Springbank and I'm downtown, a mere 10 minutes walking distance from work/"everything".) Still not wanting to call the cops, I called my boyfriend, who's also been out of town (yes, I'm starting to get the hint), and waxed on and on about... this. Meanwhile he's thinking, "One of them has to shut up, and at least Beaverho puts out."
So home he came, and camped out like a poacher on his prey, with his buddies and beer and waited for Shamu to emerge.
And that's about as exciting as the story gets.
Turns out it's a bunch of 17-18 year old boys (quelle surprise!) who knew the music was too loud but "meh" and shrugged a little 18 year old shrug. Me pummeling my tiny fists on the door? Didn't hear it. Me ringing the doorbell? Didn't hear it. Me wanting to ####ing sock your nose? Didn't get to say/do it. I digress. They have their "man talk" and pound chests and everyone's all happy.
Two days later and yes, after the departure of boyfriend, same story.
After a night out, a couple girlfriends stay with me. You know, for pillow fights and makeout sessions. And sure enough, an inexplicable and way less fun MaliBoom Boom commercial comes on over us. Enough was enough. Armed with our flashlights (read: the glow of our cellphones), we head to this "breaker" and flipped it.
Haven't had a problem since.
Moral of the story: If you want to get something done, consult CP and do it yourself.
Thank you all for your input. Please stay tuned for my next thread: "So... I flipped the breaker and now the satellite doesn't work." Or "My car's been vandalized and I think I know who..."
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I really need to party with your friends.
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08-22-2011, 10:35 PM
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What is this beaverho??
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08-23-2011, 01:30 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
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