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Old 08-09-2011, 09:17 PM   #161
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MrMastodonFarm definitely was overrated. Such an untimely death too.
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:19 PM   #162
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I think River Phoenix was on the verge of becoming a number one leading man before his death. Thought he was great as a young Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:47 PM   #163
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fruit on the bottom, Hope on Top!

"Every picture is of you when you were younger"
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:54 PM   #164
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"Every picture is of you when you were younger"
"You know on a traffic light green means go, yellow means yield, but on a Banana it\s just the opposite... green means hold on, yellow means go ahead... and red means where did you get that bananaaaaaaaa"
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:03 PM   #165
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"I used to do drugs............I still do, but I used to, too."
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:18 PM   #166
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Good call. My favourite Mitch Hedberg set (skip the first 40 seconds to make Doofer go away and get to the comedy):

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Old 08-10-2011, 12:13 AM   #167
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Hedberg was amazing. So much of his humour was in the delivery, it's virtually impossible to tell his jokes without them falling flat.

"This bedroom has a oven in it!"
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:49 PM   #168
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I know they're not dead, but Steven Wright and Emo Phillips have gone very incognito and for all intents and purposes are dead-ish.

Emo:
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:57 PM   #169
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Emo Phillips will be at Calgary Yuk Yuk's (Elbow River Casino) Oct 13-15, 2011.

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Old 08-10-2011, 03:56 PM   #170
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Emo Phillips will be at Calgary Yuk Yuk's (Elbow River Casino) Oct 13-15, 2011.

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That's the Thanksgiving Day long weekend. I won't be able to see him. So he's still dead to me.
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