05-14-2011, 08:51 AM
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#41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Yeah but I bet you aren't anymore.
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oh man, that was funny
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05-14-2011, 08:58 AM
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#42
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Calgary
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using more than one condom is how you break condoms. dont do it unless you want to be a dad.
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05-14-2011, 09:18 AM
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#43
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Real men cut down and whittle their own condoms out of trees.
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05-14-2011, 11:21 AM
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#44
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
Real men cut down and whittle their own condoms out of trees.
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Or out of sheep intestine.
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05-14-2011, 12:02 PM
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#45
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Originally Posted by dissentowner
I never said I had a massive schlong.  That was a different poster. |
I know, I wasn't calling you out for that, you just commented to s previous poster that what he said wasnt very nice, and my point was that any guy who brags about his Johnson on the Internet is more than likely lying and deserves whatever flak he receives thereafter. Didn't mean to crack on your manhood at all sir, apologies for the misunderstanding.
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05-14-2011, 12:10 PM
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#46
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Scoring Winger
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So we can hazard a guess that there are more than a few gents on here who "pull out ftw", but can only do so during times when they aren't in a middle of a breakout on their schlong...
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05-15-2011, 01:08 AM
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#47
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Section 203
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
The guy I'm with right now has to bring in magnum XL's from the states, and they are still a bit on the tight side. Anyone got any suggestions for something bigger?
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Shaquille O'Neal is recently single. I think he might be bigger.
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05-15-2011, 02:46 AM
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#48
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by squiggs96
Shaquille O'Neal is recently single. I think he might be bigger.
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So kill Shaq and make condoms out of his intestines?
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05-15-2011, 12:50 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Section 203
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
So kill Shaq and make condoms out of his intestines?
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I was trying to make the joke that she was looking for a bigger schlong, but my joke went flacid. Stupid late night posting by me.
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05-15-2011, 01:09 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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She? Hahahahaha
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05-15-2011, 01:51 PM
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#52
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by squiggs96
I was trying to make the joke that she was looking for a bigger schlong, but my joke went flacid. Stupid late night posting by me.
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He's a he.
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07-13-2011, 10:42 PM
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#53
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where can I buy these things in Calgary? I checked walmart and a drugstore and they only had normal ones, I need to get some because everything else I've tried hurts.
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07-13-2011, 11:25 PM
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#54
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First Line Centre
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Have you tried the internet? That's not me being a smartass, that's an actual question.
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07-13-2011, 11:55 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Have you tried the internet? That's me being a smartass, not an actual question.
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07-14-2011, 12:37 AM
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#56
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
[insert the "I know many friends who are gay" speech here] but I really wish I could delete the last few seconds of my imagination as I read this post.
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Why's that, see something you accidentally liked?
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07-14-2011, 12:44 AM
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#57
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Did anyone else have the same first thought that i had when I saw this thread got bumped? somebody posting an update that they knocked up their girlfriends using these super thin condoms?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
I'm just a overall d-bag
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Last edited by jroc; 07-14-2011 at 01:00 AM.
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07-18-2011, 05:55 PM
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#58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
Have you tried the internet? That's me being a smartass, not an actual question.
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I was asking for a store to buy some in Calgary obviously, jesus christ...... get a life. If I wanted to buy some on the internet I'd buy some on the internet
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07-18-2011, 05:57 PM
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#59
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by robocop
I was asking for a store to buy some in Calgary obviously, jesus christ...... get a life. If I wanted to buy some on the internet I'd buy some on the internet
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Why do you need to buy it from a store in Calgary?
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07-18-2011, 06:04 PM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yasa
Why do you need to buy it from a store in Calgary?
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Delivery time? The man's probably rip roarin' ready to go.
If jimmyhuggers aren't available, may I suggest a pop can. A refreshing beverage that afterwards you can stick it to the man... er, woman.
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