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Old 07-07-2011, 02:57 PM   #161
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<adhominem>Personally, I think Flames85 is so angry because he's the one guy in the entire city who can't get laid during the first two weeks of July... </adhominem>
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Old 07-07-2011, 02:58 PM   #162
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If you dress up in cowboy attire during stampede yet don't listen to country music, don't live on a farm, don't normally wear cowboy boots/hat/etc....that makes you a poser. Works the same for being a hockey fan if you just cheer from april to june.
Dropping the 'poser' card is among the finest ways for me to conclusively determine that you are in fact a loser.
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Old 07-07-2011, 02:59 PM   #163
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<adhominem>Personally, I think Flames85 is so angry because he's the one guy in the entire city who can't get laid during the first two weeks of July... </adhominem>
Girls are not usually attracted to guys that come off like a hipster d-bag, calling everyone out from the back of the room...
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:01 PM   #164
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<adhominem>Personally, I think Flames85 is so angry because he's the one guy in the entire city who can't get laid during the first two weeks of July... </adhominem>
Seen that one coming. I don't need a pretend to be cowboy to get laid. I do pretty well in my natural state. But hey, if you need that boost, then do it. Fathers hide your daughters. Make sure you mom aint at nashville north...i might find her.
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:04 PM   #165
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Who cares what people do to get laid? Civilizations are built and destroyed based on the efforts of people trying to get laid.
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:09 PM   #166
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Dropping the 'poser' card is among the finest ways for me to conclusively determine that you are in fact a loser.
Calling someone a loser is weak attempt at a logical response. I must have hit home with my comment, now you have to throw out all your clothes.
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:09 PM   #167
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Who cares what people do to get laid? Civilizations are built and destroyed based on the efforts of people trying to get laid.
Why do you think people went to the moon? You guessed it, to impress chicks.
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Seen that one coming. I don't need a pretend to be cowboy to get laid. I do pretty well in my natural state. But hey, if you need that boost, then do it. Fathers hide your daughters. Make sure you mom aint at nashville north...i might find her.
I love this thread:

F85: "I hate posers who wear cowboy hats to get laid, what losers"

Everyone else: "Why you gotta hate dude, everyone is just having a good time"

F85: "Whatever posers, you're just wearing that stuff to get laid"

Resolute: "Anyone think F85 is just mad cause he can't get any durring Stampede?"

F85: "No I get laid lots....like a lot"
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:11 PM   #169
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Why do you think people went to the moon? You guessed it, to impress chicks.
Yeah, but those guys were posers.
Seriously, they wen't to the moon for like 1 week their entire lives.
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Asking Calgary to stop being "cowboy" is like asking NWA to stop being black.
You don't have to ask Easy E. I'm sure he is already a pale grey colour by now.
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Yeah, but those guys were posers.
Seriously, they wen't to the moon for like 1 week their entire lives.
And never went back.
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:14 PM   #172
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I love this thread:

F85: "I hate posers who wear cowboy hats to get laid, what losers"

Everyone else: "Why you gotta hate dude, everyone is just having a good time"

F85: "Whatever posers, you're just wearing that stuff to get laid"

Resolute: "Anyone think F85 is just mad cause he can't get any durring Stampede?"

F85: "No I get laid lots....like a lot"

Wow, well done. You can pretend to be me!!
...Tomorrow you get to pretend to be a cowboy!!
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:15 PM   #173
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And never went back.
Oh please, I bet they went to the dark side of the moon plenty of times
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If it helps justifying wearing your straw cowboy hats and looking like tools then keep piling on.
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:19 PM   #175
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If it helps justifying wearing your straw cowboy hats and looking like tools then keep piling on.
I wasn't talking to you...
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Wow, well done. You can pretend to be me!!
...Tomorrow you get to pretend to be a cowboy!!
Yup, but you won't have to pretend to be a pretentious killjoy.

Besides, why would I care what a Flames fan poser thinks?

See, just as you've arbitrarily decided that my level of cowboyness (which you know nothing about) means I'll be completely pretending, I've decided that you're level of participation in Flames culture isn't enough, and thus you've been labeled a poser.

Also, I'm not really sure how you equated making fun of someone with pretending to be them. For instance, saying "Hitler was an A$$####" doesn't mean I'm sporting a silly mustache.
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Yup, but you won't have to pretend to be a pretentious killjoy.

Besides, why would I care what a Flames fan poser thinks?

See, just as you've arbitrarily decided that my level of cowboyness (which you know nothing about) means I'll be completely pretending, I've decided that you're level of participation in Flames culture isn't enough, and thus you've been labeled a poser.
Is it ok to wear one of those mini-cowboy hats with a little whistle attached?
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Is it ok to wear one of those mini-cowboy hats with a little whistle attached?
As long as you're enjoying yourself and not being a dick, have at 'er buddy!
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Old 07-07-2011, 03:24 PM   #179
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If it helps justifying wearing your straw cowboy hats and looking like tools then keep piling on.
Yes!!! C'mon everyone lets put on boots and hats and go get the easiest ass this side of the Rockies!!.....


not you Flames85
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Yup, but you won't have to pretend to be a pretentious killjoy.

Besides, why would I care what a Flames fan poser thinks?

See, just as you've arbitrarily decided that my level of cowboyness (which you know nothing about) means I'll be completely pretending, I've decided that you're level of participation in Flames culture isn't enough, and thus you've been labeled a poser.

Also, I'm not really sure how you equated making fun of someone with pretending to be them. For instance, saying "Hitler was an A$$####" doesn't mean I'm sporting a silly mustache.
If you were actually a cowboy, you wouldn't be bothered by me. waaa waaa! Just like i'm not in the slightest bothered by you calling me a flames fan poser, go ahead.. it works both ways.
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