06-15-2011, 08:31 AM
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Hugh's fiancee gets cold feet
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13772027
His 25-year old bride-to-be pulls an about face and runs for the hills. Well, maybe not that dramatic, but I can only think of one of two reasons why she did it:
1) She's clearly not comfortable with Hef's pure, virgin lifestyle, or;
2) She realized that she'd be marrying a guy who married his first wife around the end of World War II. 
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06-15-2011, 08:32 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Internet rumour is she left him for Dr. Phil's son.
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06-15-2011, 08:34 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Calgary
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Poor guy... was clearly his last chance at love.............
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06-15-2011, 08:48 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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$ can't buy you love?
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06-15-2011, 09:04 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
$ can't buy you love?
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Nope, just big boobs for stupid girls.
Poor Hef........it's a rough world for a helpless romantic.
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06-15-2011, 09:05 AM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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I am honestly surprised she did this. She was marrying into a sure-fire fortune. The guy will be dead soon, after all.
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06-15-2011, 09:07 AM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
Internet rumour is she left him for Dr. Phil's son.
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I heard on Hollywood Babylon podcast that she's been having an affair with that guy for a while. Caught making out in public.
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06-15-2011, 09:11 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Hef doesn't need love. He has lovers.
As long as girls keep jumping his geriatric bones, he doesn't have anything to complain about. He'll just shrug his shoulders and go back to the dozens of playmates walking around his mansion.
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06-15-2011, 09:18 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I am honestly surprised she did this. She was marrying into a sure-fire fortune. The guy will be dead soon, after all.
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They've been saying that for 20 years.
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06-15-2011, 09:21 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I am honestly surprised she did this. She was marrying into a sure-fire fortune. The guy will be dead soon, after all.
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You honestly think he's going to marry her without a prenup?
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06-15-2011, 09:26 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by username
You honestly think he's going to marry her without a prenup?
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His daughter has all the money, she's been running Playboy for years now.
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06-15-2011, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Moscow, ID
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Quote:
Originally Posted by username
You honestly think he's going to marry her without a prenup?
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Maybe that's why it's off...
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06-15-2011, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
His daughter has all the money, she's been running Playboy for years now.
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He's worth about $43 million. That's no empty wallet.
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06-15-2011, 11:07 AM
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Meh, she got her name out there, does not need the old bones anymore. Time to get a TV show now. I doubt either of them are disappointed over this.
Heff deserves this for screwing Larry David out of his original smoking jacket!!!1
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06-15-2011, 11:09 AM
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First Line Centre
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Poor Hugh, I feel for him, will he ever find happyness in love?
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06-15-2011, 11:19 AM
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Likes Cartoons
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Maybe him and Tila Tequila should hook up.
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06-15-2011, 11:22 AM
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Norm!
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She got one look at his shrivly low hanging sack and any thoughts of money fled
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06-15-2011, 11:23 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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I thought this thread was about Hugh Grant, not Hugh Hefner. Who calls him Hugh? He's "The Hef" or Hefner or "Half -7"
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06-15-2011, 11:28 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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The poor guy. When I was at the mansion for a party last year he was barely able to walk around...in fact he needed help.
It's a wonder he can even perform these days.
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06-15-2011, 11:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
I thought this thread was about Hugh Grant, not Hugh Hefner. Who calls him Hugh? He's "The Hef" or Hefner or "Half -7"
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Sorry. Hugh-bonics is not one of my street skillz
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