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Old 05-30-2011, 09:34 AM   #1
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... come up with a better excuse.

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews...30-082623.html

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Rookie PC candidate George Lepp says he's embarrassed that a photo of his family jewels was posted on his campaign Twitter account for about 20 minutes before it was quickly unzipped...

The pictures - too graphic to reproduce - are of a man naked from the waist down, showing a close up of his penis and his crossed legs.

[Communications Director of the Ontario PC Party] Sakach said the device was operating on camera mode in his front pant pocket when it went missing. He added that Lepp suspects it was taken as he was jostled by protestors outside the Dixon Rd. convention centre where the Tories met for the party's weekend convention.
I don't even understand how that explanation is even physically possible.
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last time he buys a pair of pants with see through pockets!
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Old 05-30-2011, 09:51 AM   #3
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last time he buys a pair of pants with see through pockets!
I would like to know what model phone he was using. Must be a phenomenal camera to be able to capture the junk and crossed legs while inside his pocket. Unless the protestors removed his pants and stepped back 10 feet with them. I guess it's possible "jostle" doesn't mean what I think it means.
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Old 05-30-2011, 11:37 AM   #4
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1. Say you left your phone at a hotel bar
2. Report somebody took a picture of their junk and posted it to your twitter profile as a joke
3. There is no 3. It should be that easy to cover it up.
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1. Say you left your phone at a hotel bar
2. Report somebody took a picture of their junk and posted it to your twitter profile as a joke
3. There is no 3. It should be that easy to cover it up.
Unless, the penis had a mole on it. Beulah Balbricker would crack that mystery in a minute.
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Old 05-30-2011, 11:48 AM   #7
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This is absolutely possible.

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... come up with a better excuse.

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews...30-082623.html



I don't even understand how that explanation is even physically possible.
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Old 05-30-2011, 12:41 PM   #8
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Unless, the penis had a mole on it. Beulah Balbricker would crack that mystery in a minute.
I don't like that word. Can we please call it a "tallywacker"?
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day?
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