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Old 05-24-2011, 08:00 PM   #1
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Default Alberta has highest STI rates in Canada
http://calgary.ctv.ca/servlet/an/loc...ub=CalgaryHome

Remember ladies and gents, 10 days of Stampede can be bad for your health. Especially if you like bareback rodeo.
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Is that why they play" Ring of Fire" after Flames games?
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Old 05-24-2011, 08:08 PM   #3
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Is that why they play" Ring of Fire" after Flames games?
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Sorry guys! I have contributed to that low score
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It's been a long, hard battle but we ploughed through the thick bush of adversity and really nailed our goal.
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maybe they should switch from Heroin beer to Penicillin beer at the Dome
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I thought I've been seeing a lot of them..
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i wonder what the stats are if they remove edmonton's 'contribution'
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i wonder what the stats are if they remove edmonton's 'contribution'
I wouldn't worry about it, many Edmonton men are now coming down south and stealing Calgary's women.
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I thought I've been seeing a lot of them..
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Old 05-24-2011, 10:22 PM   #11
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VICTORY!

We are NUMBER ONE! WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!

We've all worked hard for this prestigious award, and now there's only one thing left to do...



(this is of course not to take the subject matter lightly, as the impact STIs can make on people and their babies is tragic)
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Old 05-24-2011, 10:29 PM   #12
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Thank-you, rig pigs and Fort Mac meth-skanks! We couldn't have done it without you.
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Are those women what you were referring to in your last tweet? Having to wash the deadliest snatch or something like that?
I'm just glad to contribute.
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Old 05-24-2011, 10:55 PM   #14
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I guarantee once Fort Mac and Banff are taken out of the equation, Alberta is not #1
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I wouldn't worry about it, many Edmonton men are now coming down south and stealing Calgary's women.
I thought it was more the Calgary women were getting Edmonton men. Kind of like the pet rock craze of the 70's but not as smart or hygienic.

Because really, do you really think Edmonton men could find their way to Calgary on their own?
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Old 05-24-2011, 11:25 PM   #18
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I thought it was more the Calgary women were getting Edmonton men. Kind of like the pet rock craze of the 70's but not as smart or hygienic.

Because really, do you really think Edmonton men could find their way to Calgary on their own?
It's true, all roads south out of Edmonton lead to Red Deer. Everything after that is just blind luck.
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How do you misspell Regina, Alberta? That is WAYYY off.

Whoever edited that article should be fired!
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It's true, all roads south out of Edmonton lead to Red Deer. Everything after that is just blind luck.
I'd rather stay in Edmonton than go to Red Deer.
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