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Old 05-10-2011, 12:29 PM   #1041
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If there were military or police forces that responded to the fire fight at the compound, the Seals were ready to return fire against them, and thus "fight" their way out of Pakistan, or, if you'd prefer, the surrounding area. Obviously the sub-title of the story (which I was quoting) doesn't mean they were ready to fight 130 million Pakistanis. The details in the story describe this type of situation.
It's just a badly worded story and headline that allowed me to jack with you.

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It's just a badly worded story and headline that allowed me to jack with you.

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Is this in the urban dictionary or something?
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Hmmm, all your complaining sounds like regret to me... Sold her too cheap didn't you?
Women are a depreciating asset, they had me by the balls.
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Women are a depreciating asset, they had me by the balls.
Just need to slap a fresh coat of paint on there, do a little bit of detailing and then the resale value will go right back up!
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Old 05-10-2011, 02:40 PM   #1045
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I gave her a good gutter cleaning before I shipped her out.
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Women are a depreciating asset, they had me by the balls.
Ahhh it's nothing a $100 wouldn't fix.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:44 AM   #1047
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The latest Maclean's magazine has many articles on bin Laden, very good stuff. Highly recommend that you pick it up if you're interested.
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:53 PM   #1048
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http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Sp...772/story.html

Heres a really good write up of the behind the scenes pursuit of Bin Laden since 1998.
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Osama Bin Laden Porn Stash? Pornography Discovered At Compound: Report
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_861664.html

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
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Debbie does Dubai?
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Osama Bin Laden Porn Stash? Pornography Discovered At Compound: Report
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_861664.html

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
Doesn't surprise me. What else are a bunch of guys cooped up in a house for 5 years going to do?

Apparently, porn is often recovered from islamic militants.

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Osama Bin Laden Porn Stash? Pornography Discovered At Compound: Report
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_861664.html

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
That would probably be the least surprising thing I could have heard today.

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Doesn't surprise me. What else are a bunch of guys cooped up in a house for 5 years going to do?
I dunno? This?

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Osama is really Obama, he just switched one letter in his name to trick us. That's why Ob(s)ama doesn't want his real place of birth revealed. It's Saudi Arabia.

Open your eyes, people.
Actually Bin Laden cleverly took a few letters out of his name and got plastic surgery and is hiding out right under Obama's nose.
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Old 05-14-2011, 05:30 AM   #1056
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Reading on various sites that a lot army guys have come across a lot of porn stashes in Taliban hideouts. These supposed holy fighters are big porn fiends. No surprise for a bunch of violent radicalized and testosterone filled guys in their teens and twenties.

There's probably a college psychology paper somewhere in there about how men in a sexually repressed, ultra-religious society become radicalized due to their sexual frustrations and religious guilt complexes (jihad in atonement for their guilty consciences?). No wonder they want their 70 virgins that badly as well. There's a parallel in all the cases of pedophilia and molestation in Catholic churches where the clergy are not allowed to marry or have sexual relations leading to frustration and depravity being vented in destructive ways.
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Reading on various sites that a lot army guys have come across a lot of porn stashes in Taliban hideouts. These supposed holy fighters are big porn fiends. No surprise for a bunch of violent radicalized and testosterone filled guys in their teens and twenties.

There's probably a college psychology paper somewhere in there about how men in a sexually repressed, ultra-religious society become radicalized due to their sexual frustrations and religious guilt complexes (jihad in atonement for their guilty consciences?). No wonder they want their 70 virgins that badly as well. There's a parallel in all the cases of pedophilia and molestation in Catholic churches where the clergy are not allowed to marry or have sexual relations leading to frustration and depravity being vented in destructive ways.
Are you talking about republicans?
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Old 05-14-2011, 07:25 AM   #1058
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Reading on various sites that a lot army guys have come across a lot of porn stashes in Taliban hideouts. These supposed holy fighters are big porn fiends. No surprise for a bunch of violent radicalized and testosterone filled guys in their teens and twenties.

There's probably a college psychology paper somewhere in there about how men in a sexually repressed, ultra-religious society become radicalized due to their sexual frustrations and religious guilt complexes (jihad in atonement for their guilty consciences?). No wonder they want their 70 virgins that badly as well. There's a parallel in all the cases of pedophilia and molestation in Catholic churches where the clergy are not allowed to marry or have sexual relations leading to frustration and depravity being vented in destructive ways.
Men having hidden porn stashes is a pretty common thing across all countries and cultures.

This discovery just illustrates that everyone on this planet has a lot more in common with each other at a base level than we might want to admit, with culture or political beliefs somewhat moot . . . . . . hence my earlier comment that this news was going to be the least surprising thing I was going to hear all day.

At a base level, we all want food, shelter, family, safety, occupation, a sense of community and to a varying extent, spirituality. It doesn't matter where you are, what cultural influences you have in your life . . . .

And another commonality . . . . . guys are guys when it comes to their porn stash.

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#osamaporntitles is a pretty funny hashtag on Twitter

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