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Old 05-13-2011, 03:12 PM   #1
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Anyone ever worn one of these? I hear they are the closest thing to feeling like you are wearing nothing. Any other condom recommendations besides one that doesn't break? What are you using?
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Old 05-13-2011, 03:14 PM   #2
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Condom? Conundrum?
What are those?
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Old 05-13-2011, 03:16 PM   #3
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Con...dome? Boy I'd sure like to live in one of those!
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Whatever brand the clinic is giving out as free samples that day.
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Old 05-13-2011, 03:30 PM   #5
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In my day, when I was courting, they were called "safes" and were made from animal intestines.
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Old 05-13-2011, 03:35 PM   #6
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In my day, when I was courting, they were called "safes" and were made from animal intestines.

hmmm I thought it was "Goodyear"
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Old 05-13-2011, 03:38 PM   #7
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I haven't seen them in a while but I used to love the Avanti ones. They were no latex and really were incredbile. Great heat transfer and felt the closest to wearing nothing from everything I have tried so far.
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Old 05-13-2011, 03:40 PM   #8
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Old 05-13-2011, 03:45 PM   #9
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Pfff condoms are for sailors. Pull out ftw!
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In my day when I was courting, they were called "holy sht I better pull outs".
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Old 05-13-2011, 04:00 PM   #11
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Old 05-13-2011, 04:04 PM   #12
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Old 05-13-2011, 04:06 PM   #13
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There are Jews in the world there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammed
But I've never been one of them

I'm a Roman Catholic and have been since the day I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment dad came

because

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood

Hindu Taoist Mormon
Spill thiers just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood

Every sperm is useful every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine
And mine
And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate




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Pfff condoms are for sailors. Pull out ftw!
It's not about pregnancy. It's about avoiding wiener infections or worse from banging questionable skanks.
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Never heard of them before but they'd be a welcomed change - I hate the feel of a condom. Only problem is I'm using Trojan Magnum XLs and I've found it's difficult to find large-sized specialty condoms. Either that or Shopper's Drug Mart has a crap selection (which is probably true).
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Old 05-13-2011, 04:31 PM   #16
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Never heard of them before but they'd be a welcomed change - I hate the feel of a condom. Only problem is I'm using Trojan Magnum XLs and I've found it's difficult to find large-sized specialty condoms. Either that or Shopper's Drug Mart has a crap selection (which is probably true).
Have you tried garbage bags?
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Have you tried garbage bags?
I think a rubber thimble is more his size.
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Old 05-13-2011, 04:35 PM   #18
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I think a rubber thimble is more his size.
That wasn't very nice.
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Old 05-13-2011, 04:38 PM   #19
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Only problem is I'm using Trojan Magnum XLs and I've found it's difficult to find large-sized specialty condoms.

Sure you are.....
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Old 05-13-2011, 04:53 PM   #20
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Sure you are.....
How would you know how big his partner is ?
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