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Old 05-05-2011, 03:38 PM   #41
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A website named after the first thing I'd ask a hooker. How appropriate.
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Old 05-05-2011, 03:39 PM   #42
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Man, this is totally going to cut into my business.

I charge $0.99 for a date, but you save 10% if you buy the whole album for $9.80 (11 tracks! Great deal!)
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Old 05-05-2011, 03:42 PM   #43
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Man, this is totally going to cut into my business.

I charge $0.99 for a date, but you save 10% if you buy the whole album for $9.80 (11 tracks! Great deal!)
You still owe me a bonus disc.
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:04 PM   #44
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Ya, 'something Madison'. Fata off, you know exactly what its called.
That's one thing I have not stooped to. Pretty much everything else, but not "married dating"...
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:14 PM   #45
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I believe you, but I still think you knew what its called.

I have heard in passing about this 'astermation' thing, anyone hear of that?
I thought it was Billy Maddison. Really. But I googled, so now I do know.
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:38 PM   #46
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I thought it would be set up like eBay where you buy the item, pay for it and then have it sent to you. Instead you come to an agreement on money and pay her directly. The site suggests paying half up front and half at the end of the date, plus the buyer has to pay for the entire date. I would love to see the girls who will complain when they don't get paid the full amount for the date. This will likely be met with the guys saying they didn't get what they paid for.

Some of the descriptions are outstanding:
-Im Modest and don't need high end shoes I would rather use any allowance to help me get through school and tuition payments.
-I'm not expecting a Cinderella story.
-I am a easy going drama free girl who finds herself in a position that i need financial assistance. Im looking for a monthly allowance, travel, and a few surprises lol!
-i'm not doing a whole lot with my life at the moment so i go on a lot of dates with random guys off the internet its fun for now
-I'm comfortable wearing Prada


This one is just false advertising. Demi Moore? More like Dudley Moore?
http://www.whatsyourprice.com/#!/~ashley7
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:39 PM   #47
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Do you have to pay GST?
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:43 PM   #48
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Do you have to pay GST?
Only if their sales are greater than $30,000 in a 12 month consecutive period.
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Only if their sales are greater than $30,000 in a 12 month consecutive period.
That's a lot of wining and dining.
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Old 05-05-2011, 08:09 PM   #50
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Any sugar mommas out there?
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Old 05-07-2011, 10:12 AM   #51
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The cost of living in Vancouver is horrible! Here's what 100$ in Vancouver will get you:

http://www.whatsyourprice.com/#!/~illicitus

And on top of retail sales and school, she finds time for modelling!



modelling what?
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Old 05-07-2011, 12:34 PM   #52
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And on top of retail sales and school, she finds time for modelling!



modelling what?
Delusional Modeling. It's really hot right now. It involves a mirror, a myspace account, a cell phone camera and tears.
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And on top of retail sales and school, she finds time for modelling!



modelling what?
The "before" picture.
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The site sooooo needs ebay style buyer/seller ratings.

A+++++ fast transaction, great seller, prompt shipping, would use again
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So then I offered her three fity. and she said that not enough, and I said What do you mean woman, three fity is a lot of money.

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I feel like joining up- maybe I could make some extra coin by dating some heifers?

That being said: I've done (free and subscription) online dating, and it's worked for me... on more than one occasion. But this website isn't really catering to that segment.
I've found it tough to try and convince cattle that human beings are the right route for them.
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Delusional Modeling. It's really hot right now. It involves a mirror, a myspace account, a cell phone camera and tears.
Don't forget the duck lips.
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