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Old 05-05-2011, 02:03 PM   #21
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I like how they're not even.

'I want $43!'

Wow, I wonder how they arrived at that number...
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:03 PM   #22
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I took a peek at Vancouver. Almost all the sugar "babies" were 30+, overweight and looked like they got hit with a bat.
So, typical Canuck gals?
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:08 PM   #23
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So, typical Canuck gals?
Atleast they don't look like Kevin Bieksa...
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:17 PM   #24
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Loved the guy on the main page named 'Zingy' looking for date, showing half of his face (with a baseball cap on to cover his bald head no doubt) near a painting. Wants 70 bucks, and he looks like half of Gary Busey. I wonder if he's missing the other half of his teeth, or an eye..
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:17 PM   #25
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One has to wonder if it is really worth putting yourself out there for $23. Seems like a rather paltry sum in exchange for getting mauled by the "willing to pay"s. With that said, if a chick was willing to pay me $23 for that scenario I can't say I'd argue with her.
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:18 PM   #26
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My hourly rate is $500.00.
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We should completely set up a CP fund to use for bidding on girls...
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:23 PM   #28
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That's some nice before and after "augmentation" pics there . . .
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That's some nice before and after "augmentation" pics there . . .
You are missing the best part.

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Old 05-05-2011, 02:38 PM   #31
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Hookers, right?
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:40 PM   #32
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The cost of living in Vancouver is horrible! Here's what 100$ in Vancouver will get you:

http://www.whatsyourprice.com/#!/~illicitus
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We should completely set up a CP fund to use for bidding on girls...
I think a raffle would be the best bet.
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:50 PM   #34
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the cost of living in vancouver is horrible! Here's what 100$ in vancouver will get you:

http://www.whatsyourprice.com/#!/~illicitus
jfc!
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Old 05-05-2011, 02:55 PM   #35
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You know a lady is classy if she indicates that she's interested in "married dating."
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Old 05-05-2011, 03:03 PM   #36
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You know a lady is classy if she indicates that she's interested in "married dating."
Isn't there a special site for that - "something Madison" or some such?
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This site is so terrific, great find.
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Old 05-05-2011, 03:26 PM   #38
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The cost of living in Vancouver is horrible! Here's what 100$ in Vancouver will get you:

http://www.whatsyourprice.com/#!/~illicitus
Jeez, she can't even do the FGAS (fat girl angle shot) properly.
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Old 05-05-2011, 03:28 PM   #39
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Have to admit I raised a brow at this. I get to pay someone to go on a date. I'm sure that 'twu wuv' is going to follow...
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Old 05-05-2011, 03:29 PM   #40
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I'm a glamour/ swimsuit model that has many other talents . . . would like to go shopping

Ha - BBF quoted the same part. Keep shooting for the stars Kiana!

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