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Old 02-11-2011, 09:24 AM   #61
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If you're ever in Toronto, keep an eye out for the extraordinary Zanta:









He likes to scare tourists and do push-ups. Legend is if you spot him it's good luck.
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Old 04-12-2011, 02:30 PM   #62
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Here's Mr. Southland's Bikes...or Rickshaws? ...or ...Huh?









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Old 04-12-2011, 02:58 PM   #63
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I saw the one without the umbrella the other day and had a good laugh.
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:04 PM   #64
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Notice the pile of ball hockey balls on the ground... Ready for a game to break out at any moment.
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Mr Southland just bought himself a spiffy new umbrella for his bike at Goodwill in Century Park Plaza. He was muttering something about the Lord will take care of you and you will go through 10,000 friends before you die.
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Old 04-26-2011, 01:18 PM   #66
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Anyone remember +15 guy? When I was working downtown, I used to see him wander the +15s all the time. I heard a rumor he died, but no one was able to confirm this.
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Old 05-04-2011, 03:15 PM   #67
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Larry is at it again, hes got some sort of tricycle/chariot contraption festooned with hubcaps.

No word on apocalyptic predictions as yet though.
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Old 05-04-2011, 03:20 PM   #68
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Anyone remember +15 guy? When I was working downtown, I used to see him wander the +15s all the time. I heard a rumor he died, but no one was able to confirm this.
Which one? The guy who walks around saying "Got any spare change"...The shorter guy in the hoodie who always walked with his head down...Or the tall skinny blonde guy?
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Old 05-04-2011, 03:29 PM   #69
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Surprised nobody's mentioned Bronco Man yet, that guy is a piece of work. Reads CP too.
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Old 05-04-2011, 04:04 PM   #70
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Which one? The guy who walks around saying "Got any spare change"...The shorter guy in the hoodie who always walked with his head down...Or the tall skinny blonde guy?
The guy with the hoodie that walks around and never acknowledges anyone.
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Surprised nobody's mentioned Bronco Man yet, that guy is a piece of work. Reads CP too.
Who the hell is that?
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Who has seen that guy with the totally pimped out little rascal scooter that is always at the Tim Hortons on Macleod Trail and Glenmore?
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Who has seen that guy with the totally pimped out little rascal scooter that is always at the Tim Hortons on Macleod Trail and Glenmore?
There's a Timmy's @ Glenmore and Mcleod???!!!!????!!!! I always wind up going south to Heritage...
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Surprised nobody's mentioned Bronco Man yet, that guy is a piece of work. Reads CP too.
The dirty scalper guy?

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There's a Timmy's @ Glenmore and Mcleod???!!!!????!!!! I always wind up going south to Heritage...
It's behind the Esso...but where's the Tim's at Macleod and Heritage?
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Sorry, my bad. Heritage and Elbow.
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Who has seen that guy with the totally pimped out little rascal scooter that is always at the Tim Hortons on Macleod Trail and Glenmore?
I live near there, that's the Tims I most frequent. He's always there, and keeps his dog tied up to his cart. I always see him talking to people there.
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Notice the pile of ball hockey balls on the ground... Ready for a game to break out at any moment.
Somebody should ask him to play. Seriously. It would be great to get a scoop on the guy before he gets killed in traffic.
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I live near there, that's the Tims I most frequent. He's always there, and keeps his dog tied up to his cart. I always see him talking to people there.
Yeah, and when he is inside, he has a radio blaring country music. He parks it next to the drive thru. I have always been tempted to throw a match on that heap of garbage on my way out of the drive thru, and watch all that crap go up in flames.
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Who the hell is that?
The guy with the dirty Broncos jacket and long yellowish hair at the Stampede c-train station.

canucks fan, doesn't control his anger well. Reads CP. Anyone who walks by, asks, "Does anyone have tickets?" all the time. When you walk by and say, "I do!" he gets really pissy.

Once I said, "Hey it's Broncoman!" He started swearing at Calgarypuck.

He's been known to take people's money for tickets, then tear up the tickets in front of them. Someone I know of had that happen to him and his friends, and they found Broncoman's car later and put a rock through the windshield.
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I don't often drive on Southland, but when I do, I actually look for this guy.
Stay wary, my friends?
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