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Old 05-03-2011, 04:46 PM   #41
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Isn't Puckluck female?
For a very long time, I thought Bertuzzied was female. I think it's because of the "hehe" after every post. I knew he was Asian, so I picture a little Japanese girl giggling after everything she said.
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For a very long time, I thought Bertuzzied was female. I think it's because of the "hehe" after every post. I knew he was Asian, so I picture a little Japanese girl giggling after everything she said.
You're not far off, Bertuzzied is a very pretty asian lady boy.
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Old 05-03-2011, 04:50 PM   #43
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For a very long time, I thought Bertuzzied was female. I think it's because of the "hehe" after every post. I knew he was Asian, so I picture a little Japanese girl giggling after everything she said.

you just never know with canuck fans hehe
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Old 05-03-2011, 04:53 PM   #44
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you just never know with canuck fans hehe
are you still bitter that you got sinbinned during 7uongo last year?
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Oysters are a well-known aphrodisiac.
first thing that came to mind as well... hope the poster didnt blow it
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Old 05-03-2011, 04:54 PM   #46
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For a very long time, I thought Bertuzzied was female. I think it's because of the "hehe" after every post. I knew he was Asian, so I picture a little Japanese girl giggling after everything she said.
You guys will never know the benefit of hehe since asianavenue is no longer around.

Your loss... hehehhehe
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Old 05-03-2011, 04:57 PM   #47
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first thing that came to mind as well... hope the poster didnt blow it
You don't blow oysters, you slurp them and slightly suck the juices and lick with a firm tongue.
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You don't blow oysters, you slurp them and slightly suck the juices and lick with a firm tongue.
And don't forget; the little man in the boat is up top.
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Old 05-03-2011, 05:24 PM   #49
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are you still bitter that you got sinbinned during 7uongo last year?
no - not bitter - i got sinbinned because cause i convinced my house guest to sign up and the mods flagged it as a duplicate acccount, which gets you sinbinned.

I have since sued the mod for emotional and physiological damages

and know live a lavish lifestyle somewhere in the south pacific.

hehe

Who started 7uongo?

hehehehehehe

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Old 05-03-2011, 05:32 PM   #50
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no - not bitter - i got sinbinned because cause i convinced my house guest to sign up and the mods flagged it as a duplicate acccount, which gets you sinbinned.

I have since sued the mod for emotional and physiological damages

and know live a lavish lifestyle somewhere in the south pacific.

hehe

Who started 7uongo?

hehehehehehe

hehe
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are you drunk? the diving and the Hughson Canuck-fellating hasn't even begun yet.

Holy crap did that need an edit! hehe

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Old 05-03-2011, 05:33 PM   #51
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Well Mel went crazy.
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Old 05-03-2011, 05:34 PM   #52
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are you drunk? the diving and the Hughson fellating hasn't even begun yet,
not yet hehe
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Old 05-03-2011, 05:41 PM   #53
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Me: Can I take you for intercourse and dinner? Maybe a movie? Dessert?
Her: Hell no.

Are we still taking about intercourse?
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Me: Can I take you for intercourse and dinner? Maybe a movie? Dessert?
Her: Hell no.

Are we still taking about intercourse?
Yes.

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Old 05-03-2011, 05:46 PM   #55
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How long have you been waiting to post that?? haha
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Old 05-03-2011, 05:46 PM   #56
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How long have you been waiting to post that?? haha
I remembered it from some comedy. I can't remember which one now. Could be The Office. haha
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Old 05-03-2011, 05:53 PM   #57
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Me: Good. Hey, let me ask you a question
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Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: HAHA!

Seriously, when is she going to let me tap that?
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Asian guys buy her LV purses and takes her on trips he can barely afford. Then sleep in seperate rooms.

stop putting your nose in my business...just kidding, we get bunk beds
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:03 PM   #59
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Her: It was nice to see you today.

WTF?!!!!!!
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:06 PM   #60
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